I had a fight with my husband. Money. It seems that what I like is not necessary and what he likes is something we have to have. And since I am on an allowance, I don't work, I get the lecture all the time.

I was getting ready for bed, and as usual before going to bed I make sure my hooha is nice and clean for him, I used the bidet and was getting on a fresh set of panties when he walked in and he pointed out that I did not have a penis. He took me by the arm and stood me in front of the full length mirror and asked me to show him my penis, bend over and look for it! Nothing! There is nothing there but those silly pussy lips!

Well, sure I don't have a penis. I went back to the bathroom and I took a large pad and put it into my "unavailable" panties and he didn't get any pussy that night.