I used to go to my cousins house every 3 weeks or so. And sleep over there for the weekend.

There toilet room didn't have a lock on the door. And before someone had opened the door while I was peeing. I am very self concious and vowed this will never happen again.

So, when I needed to take a shit, I would go into the bathroom with a plastic bag or plastic bag inside a bin and take a huge dump in there. And I'd usually pee whilst shitting.

Oh, and the dump was always huge because I only wanted to do this once per time I was staying there. Otherwise I would've got caught.

Needless to say, the next task was to sneak the shit laden bag out of the house and into the outside dustbin. :)

I would even tell people in the house that I'd help out with the chore of cleaning the bins of every room. So I then could take one of the empty bins into the bathroom, lock the door, and take a shit in it.
Plastics bags are pretty small, and when you add the toilet paper after I wiped my ass, the bag was packed full.

The bathroom was very small, so the entire room smelled of potent shit. When I was asked why it smelled so bad, I would just say I farted in there.

I did this every time at my cousins house when I needed a shit. I never got caught, luckily :)
I just didnt want anyone to walk -in on me while I took a shit in the unlockable toilet room. It wasn't some sick fantasy..lol

What do you think?