My mother and I love having a coffee chat once in a while where we both "let it all hang out." One morning
I confessed to her that, years ago, I had sex with Ron, the next door neighbor who was a very good looking, ripped young man in his mid-20's. He resembled the young porn star, Peter North, and was hung like him, Mom laughed and said, "keep sitting for a minute." Puzzled, I listened and she said, "He also nailed me and your sister and aunt, even your granny. He dipped his big cock into every woman in our family, from what I understand.

Dumbfounded, I did not know how to respond. I finally said, "Well, he did not spill as much sperm as Peter North always did, anyway." Duh!