Hello my name is Ned, I am 25 250 lbs of fat an muscle. Played football in HS was the kind of loner shy guy who had very few friends growing up. I broke my ankle in the last semester and had to get titanium pins and a plate put in killing my football dreams! Struggling to work a part time job. Never had a girlfriend and still a virgin at 25!
My life sucks, I feel everyone else got a copy of how to talk to people but me! I've watched my friend get and loose like 7 girlfriends, Some of which I had to help him get rid of (Breaking up not murder lmao)! Well here is how it started!

My friend lets call him Mark, He is a skinny guy, blond hair, skateboard build lives 30 miles from where I live. We dont see each other as often since he went away to college. I have a late model car and barely have a job to afford it. . . He comes from a rich family and took me in when mine kicked me out. His mom and dad are like the salt of the earth kind of people. Loaded but very caring and kind a very rare combination! Mark Goes to a special needs school, because he is all there but lacks the social skills to handle certain situations. He learns to handle situations like money management and social interactions as Boss and Peer, That kind of thing. So to recap I live with his parents 30 miles away from him. Our relationship is like two brothers as close as we can be without having the same mother.

So his girlfriend lets call her Samantha, She is kind of special needs in the way that she doesn't have any life skills like whats so ever! Doesn't know how to cook and has no interest, Has no money but wont get a job, (they are too stressful she claims). Perfect example of someone going nowhere fast academically! She has amazing Artistic skills but wastes them animating Pokemon characters or making nonsense animations that she wants to sell. ( All of which are copyright infringement if she puts them up. We have told her many times to focus on other things but she is obsessed with Them!

Here is the kicker

She is Kinky as all hell in bed, She is weird and perverted in many ways mark is not! For example, She is way into water-sports, Roll-play, Bondage, and the strange one belly fetish! She gets mad turned on if you let her put an ear to your stomach! I met her before mark did in a group outing with his friends. She was all over me but had a crush on him at the time. It was nice to actually get attention.

So this is how it began

Mark brought his friend Ben and current girlfriend back to the house on memorial day break. Ben is Very special needs and his parents didn't pick him up for some sort of family emergency. He has no social skills and barely speaks at all and gets upset when he is not alone. He took my room and all that was left was marks room. So expecting Sex noises, I grabbed a comforter and a pillow and made camp on his floor to brave the night. In hind sight I should have slept on the couch but his dad likes to watch hockey late and screams at the TV like alot ha ha. So I chose the least of the two evils or so I thought.

Its dusk and dinner was a memory as we (Mark Sam and I) watched a movie sitting on the floor. Mark fell asleep and I told Sam she could have the bed but she wanted to be with him and was between us. Great im going to wake up next to him and her having sex and be awkward I thought as I drifted off to sleep. 2 hours later I was woken up to a shuffling and an elbow in my side. Here is was the awkward moment had arrived sooner than expected I thought as I was mentally preparing to jump to the bed. She had taken off her bra and top because it was a bit stuffy. Without knowing I reached for the cover and grabbed her boob by mistake! She being in the middle between mark and i softly said. Do you like that if feels nice? Shocked and paralyzed as I realized I still had a firm grip on her breast! She put her hand on my penis through my full length cotton pajamas.

Frozen in time all consciousness besides the essentials went out the window and was replaced with a primal need to mate! It was as I was watching a sex scene in a movie with my parents so awkward but nor a blink from my eyes did escape. My hand went from griping to massaging and kissing, as I slowly drifted into a primal state NEED! I was at full mast and she rubbing it with her hand through my boxers measuring it with her fingers from balls to head! My left hand headed south for the forbidden fruit and boy did i find it. She was soaked and ready for fun as I pulled off her drenched panties! This was it the moment I have been waiting for 25 years! My chance at loosing my virginity, My heart was racing as I lined up the play careful as to not wake the sleeping beast next to me. But as I was going for the gold a wet newspaper hit my consciousness as I realized I wasn't protected and wasn't ready to be a father to my friends girl. She reached for her purse and garbed a condom and with her mouth slid it on my dick! I just about came from that alone!

We made love for the first time and it was amazing we both climaxed at the same time she on top of me! Soaking in love juices I got up and started the shower and flushed the used condom. Taking a shower in the middle of the night wasn't uncommon for me. She joined me and I ate her out in the shower as she squirted all over my face! We had our fun and cleaned up and settled back into bed, She crawling back onto the floor and me in the bed this time! I woke up cheerfully to them going at it on the floor like I thought. Mark noticing my bulge offered a one time chance to get me a blowjob from her but I declined and masturbated in the bathroom to the events the night before :) We all met again at the table eating breakfast, Mark went to the bathroom and she told me last night was fun but she is with him and if it happens again it happens as long as he doesn't find out.

I chose not to tell her she was my first. It happened once more when she and him got into a fight but that is a story for another time