I admit that I touched her in the office. But she offered it, turning around and offered up her butt. I slapped it, at that moment another woman walked into my office. This second woman reported it, not the woman I swatted. In the 'investigation', read lynching, I was accused of harassment, she would not testify against me, but the busybody's statements got me fired.

Where is common sense? Use to be a kiss under the mistletoe was office fun, now an oversensitive bitch runs the company. In case you missed it, the butt swat was consensual, so was the cock sucking the day before.