Straight Male / 31
I wanted to be a Democrat for Halloween but I couldn't get my head up my ass.
- That's Juicy! 20
- Remove It! 0
Over 75,650 Adult Confessions Shared!
Comments
by Anonymous on Nov 5, 2018 at 11:27 AM
Did you take the dick out of your ass first?
(0)
(0)
by Anonymous on Nov 6, 2018 at 6:10 AM
Love it.
(0)
(0)
by Anonymous on Nov 6, 2018 at 12:36 PM
probably because it was so far up drumps ass already
(0)
(0)
by Anonymous on Nov 6, 2018 at 1:23 PM
Step 1: Take your mouth off of Drumpf's cock
(0)
(0)
by Anonymous on Nov 6, 2018 at 8:07 PM
I wanted to be Drumpf for halloween but I couldn't find enough orange paint
(0)
(0)
by Anonymous on Nov 7, 2018 at 3:29 AM
Of course not - it's already up there.
(0)
(0)
by Anonymous on Nov 7, 2018 at 5:47 AM
And now you have Nancy Pelosi's head up your ass
(0)
(0)
by Anonymous on Nov 15, 2018 at 11:43 AM
Do any of you really give a flea's fart over any of our parasitical brethren? I don't give a nit's prick over any of them.
(0)
(0)
