Well, I really enjoy these stories but I've decided to change the background some. No sex is involved but I think most of you will love these as I did.

The title: "THE SOUTH - YOU GOTTA LOVE IT"

ALABAMA
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.
That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an
eight-point buck. "Where is Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple miles back up the trail," the
successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one in going to steal
Henry!"

GEORGIA
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about about paying an invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into
his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some
help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The
secretary though a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."


LOUISIANA
A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I
hope to be in Louisiana. "When asked why, he replied "I'd rather be in Louisiana
because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than the rest of the
civilized world."

MISSISSIPPI
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy,
"Bubba, someone just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba re-
plied, "Did you see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but
I got the license number."

Getting late and I'm getting tired. My wife is waiting, so I'll continue this
tomorrow. Promise.