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Anything Goes
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See, I told you I'd be back but I forgot it was Saturday, my day off so O slept in. Then, when I got up I went to the store and bought my wife a new sweater so she could have something to take back.
Okay, so now let' get on with the outstanding article so you can have something to complain about.
NORTH CAROLINA
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back into the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they always tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it either."
TENNESSEE
A Tennessee State Trooper pulled over a pickup truck on I-65. The Trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
TEXAS
The Sheriff pulled up next to a guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?" "Yep", he replied. "That's why I'm dumping it here cause it say's: 'FINE FOR DUMPING GARBAGE'."
Okay, I'm finished. Hope I did give you a little more education.
20 minutes ago
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Oh yeah, I forgot, "YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE SOUTH BUT YOU NEVER HEAR OF ANYONE RETIRING AND MOVING NORTH."
You ever travel through any of the Southern States? Especially through the mountains. You'll notice there are always 3 traffic lanes coming down and only 2 going up? That means there are always more people coming from the North to the South than going North from the South!
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Oh yeah, I forgot, "YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE SOUTH BUT YOU NEVER HEAR OF ANYONE RETIRING AND MOVING NORTH."
You ever travel through any of the Southern States? Especially through the mountains. You'll notice there are always 3 traffic lanes coming down and only 2 going up? That means there are always more people coming from the North to the South than going North from the South!
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See, I told you I'd be back but I forgot it was Saturday, my day off so O slept in. Then, when I got up I went to the store and bought my wife a new sweater so she could have something to take back.
Okay, so now let' get on with the outstanding article so you can have something to complain about.
NORTH CAROLINA
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back into the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they always tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it either."
TENNESSEE
A Tennessee State Trooper pulled over a pickup truck on I-65. The Trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
TEXAS
The Sheriff pulled up next to a guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?" "Yep", he replied. "That's why I'm dumping it here cause it say's: 'FINE FOR DUMPING GARBAGE'."
Okay, I'm finished. Hope I did give you a little more education.
20 minutes ago
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Oh yeah, I forgot, "YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE SOUTH BUT YOU NEVER HEAR OF ANYONE RETIRING AND MOVING NORTH."
You ever travel through any of the Southern States? Especially through the mountains. You'll notice there are always 3 traffic lanes coming down and only 2 going up? That means there are always more people coming from the North to the South than going North from the South!
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Oh yeah, I forgot, "YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE SOUTH BUT YOU NEVER HEAR OF ANYONE RETIRING AND MOVING NORTH."
You ever travel through any of the Southern States? Especially through the mountains. You'll notice there are always 3 traffic lanes coming down and only 2 going up? That means there are always more people coming from the North to the South than going North from the South!
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Anything Goes
Dreams and Wishes
Embarrassing Moments
Fetishes and Kinky Sex
Gay Stories
Gross
I Did It For The Money
I Hate My Neighbor
If The Boss Only Knew
Men Only
My Cheating Heart
My Family
Out of the Closet
Revenge
Sex Confessions
Wet Stories
When I Was a Kid
Women Only
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