I have the most bizarre confession you'll ever hear. I like sex - I'm 72, my wife is thirty years younger than I am, and my mistress is twenty-six. I also masturbate occasionally. Now comes the strange bit. I don't want my wife to have sex with anyone else, with or without me watching and/or participating. I've never had anal sex, either as a giver or a receiver - in fact I've never had any sexual encounters of any sort with another man, and I don't particularly want to. I've never been to an orgy, and I've never had even a threesome. And I don't care. I've never fucked my sister or my mother or my daughter. I have experimented with positions and oral, but basically I just like ordinary sex. It seems that these days this makes me some kind of oddball. But, what the hell - think what you like!