Years ago when I was 14, my family was supposed to go about 100 miles away for the weekend to help my grandparents move. The Friday night before we were supposed to leave I came down with something and was running a slight temperature. Rather than cancel the trip, my parents decided that my 17-year old sister could stay home with me for the weekend and they'd go by themselves.

My sister found a rectal thermometer my parents used on us when we were much younger and decided that's how she'd take my temperature that weekend. The first time she came into my room and told me to lay on my stomach, I assumed she was going to rub my shoulders or something. Instead, she yanked my pajama bottoms down to my knees. Before I could do anything, the pinned me to the bed by putting her hand on my back and told me to relax. I tried to fight her but she smacked me hard on the bottom and told me to lie still or I'd get a bare bottom spanking before we were done. I relaxed a bit and felt the cold thermometer and gooey Vaseline slide in between my butt cheeks. She then put her hand on my butt and held it there gently for about 5 minutes before pulling out the thermometer and removing her hand.

I reached for my pants but she stopped me. "I told you to lay still" she said as she smacked my bottom again. "I promised you a spanking if you didn't do as I said." She then sat down the bed and pulled me across her lap. The spanking wasn't particularly hard, but I was before she was through. I came on her lap. She gave me a particularly hard and fast couple of spanks, told me I was a naughty boy and we'd deal with that later. She let me up (I pulled up my pants pretty quickly), cleaned up the mess and left, but left the thermometer on the nightstand.

The next temperature taking session was over her knee (so that she could spank me if I deserved it) and she continued finding excuses to take my temperature or spank me whenever she could over the next few years. The spankings ended up being with a hairbrush as I got older and a few times she took my temperature with one of her girlfriends in the room (one of them took it once!).

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by Anonymous on Mar 14, 2009 at 11:52 AM

Last Christmas my wife and I were visiting her family. I came down with somethng during the week and was feeling feverish. My mother-in-law suggested that we take my temperature and went into the bathroom for a thermometer and a jar of Vaseline. My wife seemed surprised that her mother still had an old thermometer hanging around, but took and led me into the bedroom. Once we closed the door, she took down my pants and me lay on the bed, face down. She gave me a good smack on my ass, told me to be a good boy and pulled down my underwear. Rather difficult because I was getting hard pretty quickly.

She then propped up my ass with a pillow, spread my cheeks and slipped in the thermometer. She put her hand on my ass holding the cheeks together. and stroking with her fingers. I was getting rather heated so I doubt the reading was worth anything anyway.

After a couple of minutes she pulled out the thermometer and said that I was obvoously overheated even though the thermometer read normal. She then slipped her hand and a towel underneath me, squeezed my dick and stroked my bottom. She warned me not to miss and get anything on the bed or else I'd have to get spanked. I came, soaking the towel.

Later that evening my mother-in-law found an oral thermometer. My wife said she would rather do it with the rectal thermometer and proceeded to do so several times that weekend. I guess she had it done that way as a child but got seriously turned on taking mine. Now we don't bother with the pillow. Now I have to lie across her lap and if I don't follow her (sometimes random) instructions to the letter she equally enjoys spanking me while I'm over her lap.

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by Anonymous on Jul 10, 2009 at 1:32 PM

My girlfriend of a few months and I spent part of the holidays this year visiting my sister's house. My sister is a few years older than I and has always acted like a second mother to me and my brother. By the end of the visit I had come down with a touch of something and my sister suggested that I might have a fever. Her husband was out with the kids so it was just the three of us in the house. She went into the bathroom and came back with a rectal thermometer (an old large bulb baby thermometer) and a jar of Vaseline. Before the protest could come out of my mouth, my sister asked my girlfriend if she would like to do the honors?

My girlfriend was speechless. My sister proceeded to take down my pants and had me lie over her lap like I did when I was a kid. As she prepared the thermometer, my sister explained that she often took our (my brother's and my) temperature this way when we were growing up. She then pulled down my underwear and inserted the thermometer. She placed her hand on my bottom to steady the thermometer and made smalltalk with my girlfriend for about 5 minutes. When she pulled out the thermometer and let me up, I quickly grabbed for my underwear. "I didn't tell you to get dressed" she said. "I didn't get a good reading- we'll have to do it again."

This time she told my girlfriend to take her spot on the sofa and I laid across my girlfriend's lap. I got hard right away which made the two of them giggle. My girlfriend took her time trying to insert the thermometer carefully and the more she touched my bottom, the harder I got. When she reached underneath me to adjust my penis (which was now poking against her leg) I almost exploded.

Like my sister did, she used her hand to steady the thermometer. When she started stroking my ass slowly, I came all over her leg. "Do I spank him for that?" she asked my sister. "I would" my sister replied. When the thermometer was finally removed, my sister gave my girlfriend a long (it seemed like) and painful (at least for me) lesson in spanking.

That was a few weeks ago and my girlfriend obviously enjoyed having me over her lap for the temp and spanking session. She too, has learned to come up with rather foolish and meaningless instructions - when I fail to follow them, I get spanked.

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by Anonymous on Jul 14, 2009 at 3:09 PM

My wife now spanks me regularly and we started in pretty much the same way. She had an old rectal thermometer in her stuff and thought it would be funny to use it on me. She spanked me for wiggling around too much and for not following other silly commands. She clearly liked it.

I guess I did too as I let her do this as often as she liked. Now she doesn't need the thermometer as an excuse to get me over her knee.

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by Anonymous on Oct 3, 2010 at 3:15 AM

sorry in dutch! ik had een broer die op mijn moest passen toen ik niet erg lekker was en onze ouders weg waren ik was 12 en hij 17 ik mocht op de bank en tv kijken en later kwam hij binnen met de thermometer en een potje vaseline ik moest op mijn buik liggen ik weigerde want ik kreeg hem nooit in mijn bips maar dreigen met de slipper draaide ik me om werd ik ontbloot en ging de meter in de billen 8 keer in het weekend en 1 keer een pak billenkoek omdat ik weigerde ik neem nu ik 41 ben nog steeds mijn koorts op met een anale meter het was een goede les.

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by Anonymous on Nov 8, 2010 at 11:10 AM

My sister is 14 and is taking a babysitting course from the Red Cross. Part of the training is first aid and recognizing when one of the kids is sick (call the parents, emergency room, etc). They taught the class how to use a forehead thermometer and an oral one. I picked her up from class last week (I'm 18) and when we got home, she told our mom about the class. My mother is a nurse and said that was important, but that the oral method was much more accurate than the forehead strips. She also laughed and said that in her day, temps were taken rectally. Two days later, my sister came home from school with two friends and told me she was going to try taking a rectal temp. One of friends was holding a thermometer and the other was holding a tube of Vaseline. I told her to get lost, but within a minute, the three of them had grabbed me, pulled down my pants and put me over my sister's lap. When I tried to get up, my sister gave me a really hard slap on the ass. "Try that again, and I'll give you a really hard spanking!". I laid as still as I could as the cold glass tube slid into my rectum. Several hands slid back and forth over my bared bottom and I tried to lay still but it's hard to do with three young girls fondling you. Speaking of hard...

After a few minutes, she pulled out the thermometer and told me to stay where I was for my spanking. For several minutes, she smacked my ass as hard as she could while scolding me for not doing as I was told.
I was hard as a rock when she let me up, and her friends could hardly stop laughing.

Last night the two friends came over again. My mother said she was going to the store, so that left them alone in the house with me again. My temp was 98.6, my ass was reddened by three teens and I got my first handjob by a girl.

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by Anonymous on Sep 7, 2011 at 2:13 PM

When I was 10 I was staying with my next door neighbor while my parents were on vacation. One morning I cooked up a plan to stay home from school. I told my friends mom that I wasn't feeling well and couldn't go to school. She asked what was wrong and I said I had adore throat and upset tummy. She felt my forehead and left the room returning with a thermometer. She instructed me to keep it under my tongue and left the room. I then told her daughter my plan, and ran warm water over the thermometer. While I was holding the thermometer under the faucet the mom returned. When she demanded and explanation I stammered that I was cleaning the thermometer. She didn't believe me but I insisted I wasn't feeling well. The mom left the room telling me to get back in bed. She returned a minute later carrying a jar of Vaseline a rectal thermometer and a wooden hairbrush. She said since I couldn't be trusted with an oral thermometer that she would take my temp the other way. When I objected she said turn on your tummy now! Then she pulled down my pjs and insert the vaseline tipped thermometer in my behind. She sat on the bed next to me. She told me if I had no temperature she was going to give me a spanking I would never forger, and that I would go to school with a very sore bottom. She told me lying was a serious offense punished harshly. A few minutes later she withdrew the thermometer and said I had no temp. Them without further comment she hauled me over one knee clamping her other keg over my legs. She then spanked me with the hairbrush until I was begging her to stop. When she let me up I was jumping from one foot to the other. She then had me stand hands on head in the corner. She had het daughter come in and told her that what I got is what happens to liars. I had real trouble sitting. My friend was sympathetic and said she had been spanked and knew how I felt. I never lied to that woman again.

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by Anonymous on Nov 3, 2011 at 6:40 AM

nou ik was stout geweest en sliep bij vrienden van mijn ouders i was 13 en dacht best oud te zijn tot ik niet naar bed wilde ik was 13 en kreeg een tik op mijn bibs en moest naar boven en probeerde te slapen dat lukte niet en er werd al vanaf beneden geschreeuwd dat ik moest slapen ze kwamen naar boven en ik zei dat ik me niet lekker voelde oke was het antwoord en mocht bij hun op een luchtbed slapen maar dan moest ik wel even getemperatuurd worden en dat moest tussen de billen en dat gebeurde en geen koorts toen kreeg ik 4 klappen met de haarborstel aaaaaaauw

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by Anonymous on Dec 23, 2012 at 5:46 AM

mijn oppas was de buurjongen ik was 10 hij denk ik 25, en hij paste zeker drie avonden in de week op, ik wilde nooit naar bed en dan legde hij mij wel eens voor de grap over de knie en sloeg op mijn billetjes , vond ik best grappig tot ik een keer zei dat ik niet lekker was en buikpijn had ik was toen 11 en hij haalde de thermometer en deed die onder mijn arm en mijn hoofd werd rood want ik jokte, ik wilde gewoon niet slapen en de thermometer viel er 2 x onderuit en hij kwam terug en ik had 32,3, nou zei die dat klopt niet ik ga thuis even een andere thermometer halen, even later kwam ie terug met een lang glazen buisje en vertelde dat ie in de bips moest, ik schrok me kapot en gaf een grote mond, hij trok me uit bed legde me op schoot en gaf me blote billenkoek en daarna stopte hij de thermometer in mijn gat, en ik had gewoon 37,3 daarna kreeg ik nog een pak blote billenkoek en ging slapen, wat een warme billetjes had ik die avond zeg...

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by Anonymous on Sep 17, 2013 at 1:22 PM

The best way for an adult's temperature is rectally! I and my g/f found that out a few weeks back when we came down with a virus of some kind. My friend who is a nurse came over at my request, as I wasn't wanting a trip to an ER or walk-in, so I told my friend we were both sick. Well it wasn't long before we both regretted our decision to let my friend "examine" us. She told us to go in the bedroom and await her return. When she came back in, she bellowed out, "Temperature time!" and I could see the gleam in her eye. "OK, children, let's get turned over!" She was adept at something she'd obviously done many times.
The two of lay side by side on my bed. First she went over to my g/f, lowered her jeans and panties. I came next with my jeans and briefs down around my knees. I looked at my g/f whop had a total look of dread on her face, when she said in a low whisper, "My mother never took it this way. Never rectally!" I retorted, "She's not your Mother, lay still and we'll get through this!"
It wasn't long before the thin glass older thermometers were being well placed in our rear ends with a good dollop of lubricant. I guess my g/f wasn't kidding, because as soon as the thermometer went into her bottom she let out a scream!
"Relax!" my friend told her, and then my three minutes of glass in the ass started. Three minutes with a thermometer up your butt is an eternity.
As it turned out, we had low grade fevers, but we did get our rectal temperatures monitored by my friend over the next couple of hours. We were asked if we could tolerate certain OTC items, and at one point when we were again told to roll over, the fever reducing suppositories came out, then up! We got over our ailment, but will think twice before asking for someone to check us over, even though for oor own good.

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by Anonymous on Sep 17, 2013 at 1:36 PM

The various adult confessions here relating to the use of the rectal temperature method on adults, I find somewhat humerous, but in my post above relating to my g/f and my experience of having our temperatures taken rectally by a friend (nurse) during an illness we had, I realized it was somewhat embarrassing for the both of us, particularly my g/f who apparently was not familiar with this sort of time honored way of measuring a temperature. I on the other hand, was. But what I do know, and it is because I've had my rectal temperature obtained more times as an adult than ever as a pediatric patient or a teenager, is that during a serious illness or one that might say, turn into a serious infection, the rectal method is still the preferred route. And I'm glad you have this site up.





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by Anonymous on Dec 1, 2014 at 8:35 AM

haha ik moest een week op mijn zusje en broertje passen ik was 19 hun 12 en 8 en mijn moeder zei al ik hoop niet dat ze je over halen en dat ze niet naar school willen en ja hoor, maandagmorgen allebei keelpijn en ziek, school afgebeld sinsappels geperst en allebei weer in bed gestopt even later ging ik naar mijn broertje gewapend met de thermometer en hij moest zitten en pyamahes uitdoen en ik deed hem onder zijn arm, uitslag 35,6, ik geloofde hem al niet en pakte de ouderwetsse thermometer en een potje babybilletjeszalf en ging terug en ondertussen zat mijn zusje ook naast hem , ik geloof je niet zei ik en deze krijg je in je bips, mijn zusje rende naar boven en broertje stribbelde een beetje tegen maar ik kreeg die billen van elkaar en temperatuurde hem 36,9, kwaad liep ik weg en liep naar mijn zusje terwijl ik de thermometer opnieuw insmeerde, bij mijn zusje aangekomen raakte ze meteen in paniek en zei mama doet dat ook niet en wel met zon ander ding onder mijn arm, op je buik en op bed liggen en dat deed ze beetje huilend en ik maakte haar witte billen bloot en temperatuurde haar en ze had 38,4, wel ziek dus en ze mocht op de bank met de mededeling dat ik dit 4x per dag zou doen toen heb ik de liniaal gepakt en heb mijn broertje naar de kamer gesleurd en hem een pak slaag op zijn blote billetjes gegeven. ik vond dit terecht

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by Anonymous on Jun 3, 2015 at 8:24 AM

Toen ik 14 was was mijn zusje 6 en ik moest oppassen en wilde er graag nog even uitkomen, ik zei dat is prima dan moet je zeggen dat je niet lekket bent en dat deed ze, ze mocht op de bank liggen en onderzocht haar een beetje en pakte een thermometer, waarop ze zei mama gebruikt een stripje en ik deze zei ik gauw. Ze lag alleen in haar onderbroek en ik zei dat ze op haar buik moest gaan liggen, ik voelde wat aan haar rug trok haar broekje omlaag en stak de thermometer in haar bips. Oei en aaj kreunde ze en ik zei dat is even de thermometer laat maar zitten, later hebben we nog veel dokttje gespeeld, best leuk

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by Anonymous on May 3, 2016 at 8:53 PM

My mother took my temperature rectally until left home at 19. When I was getting ready to marry my wife, my mother took my fiancé on a 4 day getaway. Later it was obvious that one of the topics discussed during this getaway was how my temperature should be taken. During the 20 years of our marriage my wife has always and only taken my temperature rectally.
The first time I came down with something my wife told me to go to the bedroom and lower my pants and underwear so she could take my temperature. When I said we had other thermometers, she said that my mother had told her that my temperature needed to be taken rectally, as it was the best and most accurate way.
Now my wife makes me strip naked before taking my temperature rectally and lubes my hole with her finger rather putting lube on the thermometer. I find this embarrassing but do what I am told.

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by Anonymous on Nov 5, 2016 at 2:20 PM

From the time I can remember back to until I was 12 or 13 my mom would take my temp rectally. This was back inn the 60's and 70's. She almost always wore a miniskirt and would have me lay across her lap with pants and under wear folded on the end of the bed. Every time I would get an erection and she would hold it between her thighs but the only time I ecaculated was the last time she took it rectally. I believe she had me humping in her lap as she would move the thermometer in and out quit a bit and some time it felt bigger, I think she was fingering my ass.

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by Anonymous on Aug 13, 2017 at 8:23 AM

Mijn kleine zusje speelde in de tuin werd vies en kreeg rode blosjes op haar wangen, ik riep haar naar binnen en zei dat ze en pak op haar billen moest krijgen zo vies dat ze was, ik kleedde haar uit en stopte haar in bad indertussen legde ik een babyaankleedkusen en een koortsthermometer op de huiskamertafel en liep terug naar de badkamer en vertelde dat ik haar na het bad ging temperaturen, ben niet ziek zei ze,maar is goed dat koortsmeetstripje ligt in de kamer,nee zei ik jij krijg de gewone thermometer even tussen he billen, dat mag niet zei mama doet het met het stripje, ze kwam uit bad ik droogde haar af en deed haar hemd aan pon en vroekje lagen al in de kamer. Ik tilde haar op en legde haar op de huiskamertafel op het kussen op de buik en stak de glazen thernometer in haar bips, leuk vond ze het niet maar ik wel

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by Anonymous on Jun 14, 2021 at 12:18 PM

Wij hadden een stout jongetje te logeren thermometer in de bips het was over

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