Back in kindergarten, we were all sitting around on the floor, I think listening to the substitute teacher as she read us a story, when all of a sudden, this red haired kid suddenly erupts, vomiting all over the floor. The sub rushed over, slapped her hand over his mouth, and hustled him away, even as vomit poured out of his mouth. I remember turning to the kid sitting next to me, and saying, "It looks like he ate too much food!"
To which the kid responded, "It looks like he ate too much bread!"
I recall hating that particular sub, so I was glad she got puke all over her clothes.