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When I Was A Kid
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When I was a little boy of four, I think, I got to tell the department store Santa everything I wanted for Christmas. There I was on santas' lap, telling him how I wanted army men and dinosaurs (at least, that's what I remember wanting at that age), all the while, I was relieving my full bladder. To this day, I recall leaping off of Santas' lap to join my parents, while Santa was staring down at the wet pee stain on his pants. You know, I do seem to recall my parents walking away with me really fast.
