I told one that I'd use a bigger dildo on her than my dick was.
I am a woman and have not lied to get anyone into bed but have been lied to.... here are some lies I have heard..
~Youre so beautiful, of course I will be here for you.
~I am leaving for Iraq next week.
~Of course, noone will know.
~I love you.
No I have not slept with most of these creeps...the one that said I love you put 5 years into our relationship before cheating on me with some skank, so yeah I did sleep with him.
Why would you wanna lie about something to get laid? There are plenty of whore bags that are willing to spread their legs these days.
Why lie to a woman just to get her into bed?
Well, there's the thousands of years long habit of men doing so.
There's also the experience of telling chicks the truth - that I just want to sleep with them and that it may mean nothing in the future - and getting viciously rebuffed.
It's hard not to get the impression that women don't want men to be honest with them unless the men will say the exact things the women want to hear.
How can we not lie under those circumstances?
As to why we don't all go to whores or sluts, well, we like variety and class as much as you do, despite appearances.
We're just more used to doing the asking and getting rejected than women are.
I'll tell them anything - whatever it taskes
