I love breaking up with women especially the desperate divorced single mom type. I make them think that we're having a relationship then I dump them. My best ever was getting one broad to suck me off in the car on the way to dinner. I brought a small gift box into the restaraunt and told her it was for later. After dinner I excused myself to the bathroom and told her she could open her gift when I came back. I snuck out and stuck her with the bill. I assume she eventually looked in the gift box and found my note that said "fuck you bitch - we're done." I still laugh and get a boner when I think about it! Plus, she had no ride home!