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by Anonymous on May 30, 2009 at 7:17 PM
conditioner. i use hair conditioner because it's smooth and is a good lube. sometimes i lay on my back & just do the normal hand motions, sometimes i do it in the shower but the best is to lay down and turn on your side with your hand in the grip where your thumb is facing your body & pump like it's a person but before you cum stop and relax. do that a few times & then blow. it feels nice. try it & let me know what you think.
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by Anonymous on Jun 1, 2009 at 7:49 AM
why don't you just buy lube?
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by Anonymous on Jun 1, 2009 at 6:00 PM
I use grape jelly.
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by Anonymous on Jun 3, 2009 at 5:14 AM
I hump my mattress.
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by Anonymous on Jun 3, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Me too. You know, you really ought to have it cleaned.
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by Anonymous on Jun 4, 2009 at 2:51 AM
When I do it I wear a soft towelling robe. It feels nice to rub up against it and it stops the sheets from getting stained.
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by Anonymous on Jun 8, 2009 at 4:20 AM
Your a freak man. Only perverts hump the bed.
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by Anonymous on Jun 11, 2009 at 1:15 AM
Buy some lube and a masturbation sleeve and finger your ass. Best fucking orgasm evar!
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by Anonymous on Jun 11, 2009 at 6:04 PM
It's hot watching a chick do it, though.
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by Anonymous on Jun 14, 2009 at 10:30 PM
use the opposite hand that you write with.
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by Anonymous on Jun 15, 2009 at 5:16 PM
I sit on my hand until it falls asleep then I can close my eyes and pretend it's someone else
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by Anonymous on Aug 12, 2009 at 4:29 PM
i get two pairs of my sister's silky panties and put one on my face and one around my cock. no lube necessary
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