In football locker room we have open room shower. Theres a kid on the team known for having an enormous penis. Its TOO big. He measures 8 in hard. I measure 4. What did he do to get so big and how can I get as big.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 5, 2006 at 1:39 AM

You better be carfull around him, he might think you're a flat chested girl and give you a ride on that thing.

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by Anonymous on Aug 5, 2006 at 6:40 PM

Don't try ro change yourself...and btw..it's rude to stare!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 7, 2006 at 7:45 PM

Try tying a brick to it, should stretch it out a bit, of course it will only be for show by then.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 8, 2006 at 12:57 AM

Mine used to be only about 4 inches hard, now its a little over 9 inches. 10 minutes each day for 2 months I would stick it in the vacum cleaner hose, with the vac running.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 10, 2006 at 9:33 PM

Problem is, it's clear your brains were all sucked out.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 11, 2006 at 12:37 AM

Yeah mom wondered what that mess was in the bag.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 27, 2006 at 9:44 AM

Unfortunately u will never hear a girl say that 8 is too big. Conversely however u will hear them laugh their ass off at your 4.

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by Anonymous on Aug 27, 2006 at 6:47 PM

Fuck your dad and then fuck your mom and get her pregnent.Then you'll be 8.5 hard

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 7, 2006 at 8:11 PM

dont stare

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by Anonymous on Jan 5, 2007 at 2:22 AM

8 inches isn't too uncommon. But go to google.ca and type in something like free penis exercises. You can find some sites that have free stretching exercises to increase size as well as stamina. Ive been doing it for a while now and I'm at 7.5 inches hard.

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