Why do you keep giving him something to yack about?
would be useful in your situation.
Shove one of your boobs in his mouth.
sadly he'd probably say "I'm talkin' here"
I'm not giving him anything to yak about. I asked him for 10 minutes of silence and he just won't shut up. I don't ask for much just silence once in a blue moon.
With most couples, it's the man who wants the woman to shut the hell up. Maybe he's just too in touch with his feminine side. Is he also wearing your undergarments? Perhaps he posted the "Feminine Side" prattle - in which case, I would recommend a carefully planned murder/execution.
Really, I think you are just unimginative.
When he gets on a yakkin' jag - go do the grocery shopping, or jeez, just go for a ride, or a walk, or to see your mother, or somewhere he is unlikely to want to accompany you.
Maybe he's afraid that if he shuts up, you'll start in on him.
Sounds like you both need some alone time.