If you woke up in the middle of a field, vaseline on your ass, and your asshole sore, would you tell anyone?

If you answered "No", would you like to go camping?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 20, 2004 at 9:13 AM

No, I wouldn't tell anyone and yes, I would love to go camping, sounds like it would be simply divine. I hope you're well endowed, the bigger the better. My rectum has gotten a little stretched out over the years (I'm 26) but I just love the feel of a big throbbing hot cock going in and out of my poop hole. Where do you want to meet?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 20, 2004 at 5:04 PM

I'm a female and if the two of you are gonna be there count me in! This sounds like an offer I simply can't refuse! Holy Jesus I'm getting wet and horny just thinking about it!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 20, 2004 at 7:01 PM

Soooooooooooooooooo, when you three cops meet at the playground will you take turns arresting one another or will you get acquainted in a more - uhhh - biblical way?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 21, 2004 at 4:33 AM

Since I was just fucking with the faggot that posted the original message, what do you say you and I just meet and I'll make your hot wet pussy do things you've only dreamed about, or at least we can have fun trying. I'd like to start with a massage of your love mound followed by a thorough, yet gentle, tonguing and sucking on your pussy and clit. There's nothing quite like gently sucking on your clit and rubbing my tongue softly and gently on and around it over and over, I guarantee you'll enjoy it. From there we can do whatever you want - I'm guessing you'll want my throbbing cock in that sweet pussy of yours but you may want to give me a little oral action first (or while I'm doing what I'll do to you). Let me know - I'm ready.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 21, 2004 at 8:56 AM

Are you near St. Louis?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 21, 2004 at 10:28 AM

Not really (I'm on the east coast) but I do travel there once in awhile.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 21, 2004 at 5:04 PM

I'm the one who answered you and want your *throbbing cock*, are you near Massachusetts?? I'm here, horny and waiting!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 22, 2004 at 4:36 AM

I'm here just North of Boston.....lets meet for some fun. You wont be let down

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 1, 2005 at 4:04 PM

reading this gives me a wet pussy anyone want to lik it out

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 22, 2004 at 4:52 AM

No, I'm in the mid-Atlantic area. Too bad we couldn't have hooked up sooner because I was up in Maine a couple of weeks ago. I could have stopped by and said hello :)- I do get up that way fairly often though - you never know???

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 22, 2004 at 4:56 AM

Okay, if you give me a way to get in touch with you I can e-mail you to get better acquainted. I never know exactly when I'll get up that way but I do at least a few times a year.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 3, 2005 at 9:10 PM

As long as you're not nasty, I'd have some of that.

[slurp!!]

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 22, 2004 at 11:12 AM

Okay some person keeps pretending to be me!! aaaah! well I'm actually here 40 mins away from Worcester Mass... stop by sometime!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 5, 2005 at 10:51 AM

ewww, this is men's only section....i dont want any more women posting here!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 26, 2004 at 10:04 PM

Are you people serious? "If you woke up with a sore ass"...blah blah..."If you say no, want to go camping"...blah blah. That's such an old joke. I've heard that joke so many time and years ago. Nobody has heard of that before? Come on people!!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 28, 2004 at 11:13 AM

well it happined to me! i woke up with a sor butt in the middle of a feeld one nite. i tried to tell the camp priest, but he laffed at me. laffed! and that was after drinking grape juise with him that nite.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 23, 2014 at 11:10 AM

E-mail me at [email protected]. I'm in Missouri and horny all the time.

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