I was a soldier. I was stationed at a base outside a small township. Me and a few others made friends with a strange chick who called herself Fatty Snax. I don't know why she called herself that. Maybe she was fat at one time, she never said. She was a tad on the thick side but no where near fat. Probably one of the prettiest women I have ever seen. Beautiful, flawless white skin, blue black hair, blue eyes, perfect teeth. She never wore make up, she sure didn't need it.

One day we came in from out in the field. I was sick something aweful. Must have been a bad C rat. Yeah, that's how long ago! Probably those beans and motherfuckers. I wouldn't feed those to the enemy but some guys liked them.

After we cleaned and stowed our gear it was party time. I wasn't gonna go but the party was at Fatty Snax's place. No one in their right mind would miss that! It was always strange because Fatty wasn't into guys. she prefered women...and whiskey. But her parties were awesome.

I sat on the sofa, nursing a beer that got to warm, watching everyone get blitzed. Fuckers were sleeping in the latrine, on the patio and there were some on the front porch. Even Fatty disappeared.

I was getting ready to get up and leave when Fatty busted out of her bedroom,naked. Man she had an awesome body. Perfect titties and silky hair on her pussy. She looked around and said, I'm gonna fuck something! I guess the dildo she had in her hand was just enough to get her itching. Everyone was out cold, except me.

She walked over to me and asked, are you sober enough to fuck? She didn't have to ask, I already had a hard on. I thought we were gonna head for her rack but she pulled own my pants and boxers and pushed me back on the sofa. She said we don't have time to travel and she plopped down on my hard dick like she had radar in her pussy.

She liked to tore me up, but she had a massive orgasm and that caused me to nut . She must have been really drunk because when she sat up and smiled an looked at me she had a bobble head. And she was green. Oh no, I'm about to pay for this fuckin'. But she stood up, unsteady as hell and she farted, real long and loud. That long fart ended with a "PLOP"
She walked back to her room as I was leaning forward to grab my pants and pull them up. OH FUCK, I found the PLOP!
Right there on the floor, between my legs, was a big turd, RIGHT THERE ON THE FLOOR!, just missing my pants. Fatty Snax almost shit in MY pants. How the fuck would I ever be able to explain that?

Like I said, you never ever want to miss a party at Fatty Snax's place.

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