If You Got The Flaunt Them

I was waiting tables for the summer. On a slow Tuesday night I had two middle aged businessmen, obviously rich who were ordering high dollar drinks and were there for a while. I was serving another round and the man closest to me was staring at my tits. I told him my eyes were 'up here' and he said 'I like your tits better'.

I was supposed to be offended but I wasn't. I got a nice tip, and when he left he told me 'wear them proudly'. I have ever since.