Straight Male / 36
Perils Of Texting
I'll provide some background on the events leading up to my texting event.
This started late last Fall when the wife & her Mom headed up to a yearly girls weekend at a cottage. There was like a dozen or so women comprised of mostly family and friends form her side of the family. Well I guess at some point they got in to the alcohol and the lips loosened up and they all began spilling their secrets. My wife was no exception and she relayed to the group that my dick is too big much to the horror of the others there. They weren't shocked that she gave up this info willingly but more that she said it was "too big". She said she went on to describe in detail that it was much like a water bottle in circumference only longer (just over 10") and she disliked having sex for the most part.
She continued on that to impregnate her she either blew me or gave me head and I would then dump my load in her. The method worked as we ended up with 2 kids. She also explained that I was somewhat of an expert in giving oral as she did not like sex very often. She was apparently asked many questions by several in the group and there were a few that weren't surprised at all. For instance:
The MIL who is 53 years old (divorced) knew it was big as she had seen it many times through my underwear when she slept over and one time a glimpse through an ajar door. She felt the wife was lucky she got oral as she never had anyone do so for her.
The SIL who has been around for 20+ years always knew as when we were in our teens she would grind the shit out of me on purpose just to feel it on her ass. She would also jump on top of me while I'd be laying on the couch or bed to rest her tits around it.
For me the most forward one was the wife of my best friend from Grade School who told her there was no such thing as too big. She knew it was big as my buddy told her that seeing it in the showers at hockey it appeared huge even flaccid. She told them all if she weren't with her hubby and I weren't with her she would snap me up and ride that cock all the time.
When she told me of her sharing I was absolutely pissed off that she would divulge such information but it soon turned to excitement as she relayed what some of the comments were. The thing is it that this all began to bear fruit not long afterwards.
The first one had the MIL poking around more often and making lewd comments about sex and in a roundabout way my dick. This of course took place when the wife was not around to hear. At first I played coy and laughed it all off but I soon became receptive to her innuendos and put her to the test. I started by wearing these shorts in the pool that clung to you when wet. I would on purpose prep myself and exit the pool as she was seated on the deck. The look on her face was priceless and one of disbelief. She would soon elevate her game in a number of ways so I became more bold and forward.
I decided the next time she made a reference to my dick I was going to challenge her by flat out asking if she wanted to see it. Sure enough, the next time she commented I did just that. She chuckled and said "You wouldn't dare" I told her I most certainly would and proceeded to tug at my elastic waistband on my shorts and expose my dick. She was floored and just stared as I shook it to attention. Without asking me she extended her hand out and slowly began stroking me. I figured I'd let happen whatever happened especially not knowing if this moment would come around again. There was some awkward silence as this was my wife's mother but that went away.
Diane was now stroking me with two hands and took the floor in front of me where she began licking the entire shaft from base to tip. Soon she was going to town and began gagging a little over half way down as she worked it feverishly. Wanting to get things done quickly before we were discovered she began sucking my balls while continued stroking me. Minutes later I was ready to blow my load so she locked her lips around it and swallowed all. She was quite good at it especially considering she had not blown anyone in over 8 years or so according to her but I guess it is like riding a bike.
Months had gone by and no incidents had taken place save for me sending her the odd dick pics. In exchange she would send me some full body shots and some close ups of her spread eagle. I'll admit that I used them to jerk off many times. The thing is we had to be careful as there are many times the wife is with her and will reply to her texts on behalf of Mom regardless of who is sending it. We have had to come up with a phrase that assures me it is in fact her seeing it or replying.
Now to my texting perils.
The wife, Diane and a 16 year old niece had gone on a weekend trip out of town. While there they were taking in sights and doing various activities as tourists would. They met a few women from a company my wife deals with who joined them on their travels. One night they were to head out for a late dinner at which time I'd be returning home. As I arrived at home I snapped a few dick pics before getting in the shower with the intention to send them to Diane to serve as a reminder I had yet to fuck her. After confirming she would be the only one getting or viewing the text I fired them off and headed in to the shower.
After finishing my shower I noticed I had a few texts from Diane that seemed frantic. They went something like this:
"OMG she saw your dick pics"
"What do I tell her?"
"I will call you when they go to sleep"
I thought no big deal as I could explain it away by telling the wife I must have sent it to her Mom in error as they are one after another in the contact list.
Around 11:30pm I get a call from Diane who has since had time to take it all in. I told her my go to story as who hasn't sent something in error to someone. Diane went on to explain it was not my wife but the 16 year old niece of my wife who saw the pics. She had gone to the restroom and left her phone at the table and seeing I was texting G-ma the niece opened up the text. Diane was met by the niece and showed her the text and asked why I would send something like that to her. Diane explained it must be images from the internet and sent as a joke but the niece pointed out she recognized the background and my watch in the photo. The niece asked if she thought it was real as it looked very big. Diane quickly told her that it must have been intended for her Aunt and to speak nothing of it further.
Well it wasn't until they returned that Diane thought we were in the clear when I checked her phone and noticed the niece had forwarded the pics to her own phone. This would explain the odd reception I got when I visited the BIL recently where the niece and her friends were staring intently at my crotch and giggling. Diane is to confront her the next time she sees her so we will see what happens. Who knows how many times she has forwarded them along to friends or posted them up on various social media outlets.
Be careful when texting is all I have to say. I will provide an update when I hear back on this.
This started late last Fall when the wife & her Mom headed up to a yearly girls weekend at a cottage. There was like a dozen or so women comprised of mostly family and friends form her side of the family. Well I guess at some point they got in to the alcohol and the lips loosened up and they all began spilling their secrets. My wife was no exception and she relayed to the group that my dick is too big much to the horror of the others there. They weren't shocked that she gave up this info willingly but more that she said it was "too big". She said she went on to describe in detail that it was much like a water bottle in circumference only longer (just over 10") and she disliked having sex for the most part.
She continued on that to impregnate her she either blew me or gave me head and I would then dump my load in her. The method worked as we ended up with 2 kids. She also explained that I was somewhat of an expert in giving oral as she did not like sex very often. She was apparently asked many questions by several in the group and there were a few that weren't surprised at all. For instance:
The MIL who is 53 years old (divorced) knew it was big as she had seen it many times through my underwear when she slept over and one time a glimpse through an ajar door. She felt the wife was lucky she got oral as she never had anyone do so for her.
The SIL who has been around for 20+ years always knew as when we were in our teens she would grind the shit out of me on purpose just to feel it on her ass. She would also jump on top of me while I'd be laying on the couch or bed to rest her tits around it.
For me the most forward one was the wife of my best friend from Grade School who told her there was no such thing as too big. She knew it was big as my buddy told her that seeing it in the showers at hockey it appeared huge even flaccid. She told them all if she weren't with her hubby and I weren't with her she would snap me up and ride that cock all the time.
When she told me of her sharing I was absolutely pissed off that she would divulge such information but it soon turned to excitement as she relayed what some of the comments were. The thing is it that this all began to bear fruit not long afterwards.
The first one had the MIL poking around more often and making lewd comments about sex and in a roundabout way my dick. This of course took place when the wife was not around to hear. At first I played coy and laughed it all off but I soon became receptive to her innuendos and put her to the test. I started by wearing these shorts in the pool that clung to you when wet. I would on purpose prep myself and exit the pool as she was seated on the deck. The look on her face was priceless and one of disbelief. She would soon elevate her game in a number of ways so I became more bold and forward.
I decided the next time she made a reference to my dick I was going to challenge her by flat out asking if she wanted to see it. Sure enough, the next time she commented I did just that. She chuckled and said "You wouldn't dare" I told her I most certainly would and proceeded to tug at my elastic waistband on my shorts and expose my dick. She was floored and just stared as I shook it to attention. Without asking me she extended her hand out and slowly began stroking me. I figured I'd let happen whatever happened especially not knowing if this moment would come around again. There was some awkward silence as this was my wife's mother but that went away.
Diane was now stroking me with two hands and took the floor in front of me where she began licking the entire shaft from base to tip. Soon she was going to town and began gagging a little over half way down as she worked it feverishly. Wanting to get things done quickly before we were discovered she began sucking my balls while continued stroking me. Minutes later I was ready to blow my load so she locked her lips around it and swallowed all. She was quite good at it especially considering she had not blown anyone in over 8 years or so according to her but I guess it is like riding a bike.
Months had gone by and no incidents had taken place save for me sending her the odd dick pics. In exchange she would send me some full body shots and some close ups of her spread eagle. I'll admit that I used them to jerk off many times. The thing is we had to be careful as there are many times the wife is with her and will reply to her texts on behalf of Mom regardless of who is sending it. We have had to come up with a phrase that assures me it is in fact her seeing it or replying.
Now to my texting perils.
The wife, Diane and a 16 year old niece had gone on a weekend trip out of town. While there they were taking in sights and doing various activities as tourists would. They met a few women from a company my wife deals with who joined them on their travels. One night they were to head out for a late dinner at which time I'd be returning home. As I arrived at home I snapped a few dick pics before getting in the shower with the intention to send them to Diane to serve as a reminder I had yet to fuck her. After confirming she would be the only one getting or viewing the text I fired them off and headed in to the shower.
After finishing my shower I noticed I had a few texts from Diane that seemed frantic. They went something like this:
"OMG she saw your dick pics"
"What do I tell her?"
"I will call you when they go to sleep"
I thought no big deal as I could explain it away by telling the wife I must have sent it to her Mom in error as they are one after another in the contact list.
Around 11:30pm I get a call from Diane who has since had time to take it all in. I told her my go to story as who hasn't sent something in error to someone. Diane went on to explain it was not my wife but the 16 year old niece of my wife who saw the pics. She had gone to the restroom and left her phone at the table and seeing I was texting G-ma the niece opened up the text. Diane was met by the niece and showed her the text and asked why I would send something like that to her. Diane explained it must be images from the internet and sent as a joke but the niece pointed out she recognized the background and my watch in the photo. The niece asked if she thought it was real as it looked very big. Diane quickly told her that it must have been intended for her Aunt and to speak nothing of it further.
Well it wasn't until they returned that Diane thought we were in the clear when I checked her phone and noticed the niece had forwarded the pics to her own phone. This would explain the odd reception I got when I visited the BIL recently where the niece and her friends were staring intently at my crotch and giggling. Diane is to confront her the next time she sees her so we will see what happens. Who knows how many times she has forwarded them along to friends or posted them up on various social media outlets.
Be careful when texting is all I have to say. I will provide an update when I hear back on this.
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