Tarzan Gone Wild At Walmart

I saw a man wearing a pair of leopard printed underwear run inside Walmart as employees tried to tell the man he can't enter the store wearing just underwear and no masks as he pushed a Walmart Employee to the ground he began pounding his chest and made the Tarzan Animal Call as he went over to the fruit and began eating bananas in the store.

Then Tardzan smuggled a banana in his underwear and began rubbing his crotch in the store while doing the Animal Call giving himself a blowjob with bananas.

Then Tardzan grabbed a Coconut and began throwing Coconuts at Wamart Employees as he grabbed more bananas and coconuts to smuggle in his underwear and then climbed up the shelves and then stood after climbing on top of the shelves

Then Tardzan took his Banana out of his underwear, peeled it, and then began smashing the banana all over his chest and then began to lick his nipples and suck his toes on top of the shelves at Walmart as a Walmart Employee shouted at Tarzan that the Police was on their way right now.

Then Tardzan stood on top of the shelves, began pounding his chest like a Gorilla, and did the Tarzan Yell as he then did the Superfly Hand Gesture before he actually jumped off the shelf and did a Superfly Splash onto other shoppers and Walmart Employees as I took a coconut and cracked Tarzan in the head as The Cops all came to haul away Tardzan's drunk ass out of Walmart and into the Concrete Jungle known as Jail.

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