Bottom Line, Keep Your Bottom To Yourself

I met him the night I had sex with him. It happened in my apartment around two in the morning, on the couch because my roommate was asleep in our room. Sex was all over the place, including pressed down on my stomach and him trying to fuck me in the ass. That's when I started to complain, telling him to get off of me. That's when my roommate came out, she hit him with a baseball bat we kept in our room and broke his head open.

He was totally naked, so was I. My roommate was shocked at me, obviously I had gotten naked with him. I had also already been screwed conventionally, if you call being screwed on a couch conventional. But right then we had to deal with him, I got dressed, he was badly dazed and it was hard to get him dressed. We took him to the hospital, it was three thirty when we got into the E.R.

He had a concussion, and he needed stitches. I told the E.R. he was my boyfriend but I didn't know anything about him, not even how he spelled his name. We told them he tripped and hit his head on the coffee table, which meant he had to have fallen backwards, and the E.R. doctor knew he had been hit with something, a lovers quarrel? In the end we got him back to our apartment at nine the next morning, on the couch and we had to look after him.

Ten days later after he was cleared by the doctor I told him I was ready to give him what he wanted that night. I went with my roommate to an adult store and we bought anal lube, recommended by the girl at the counter. I told her I was giving it to him first time so she was into giving me all the advice, lube, lube, lube and I was going to regret it so be aware. On the way out she told me to avoid it, it just wasn't worth it.

I lubed myself up, until I could get a finger in, I lubed his dick too. I knelt on the couch and bent over the back of the couch and opened my legs and waited. My naked butt out in the open, the lube ice cold in the air conditioning. My roommate went into the room so she didn't have to watch. It did hurt, it was uncomfortable, it was worse than your first gyno exam. He took a long time, it never ended, he blamed the lube. But he would not quit, finally he ejaculated and pulled out.

The next day I went to the adult store and told the clerk she was right, not worth it, not sex, and I regretted it. Once, never to happen again. The baseball bat was the right answer, don't fuck with your ass even if he wants it really bad.