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Women Only
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Straight Male / 30
Growing Up Karen
Here's a story about everyone's most favorite woman, Karen.
Karen is a blonde white woman who grew up spoiled and clearly hates the word no.
Karen was unpopular in School she was rich and was a bully too, she would take from all of the other kids and would throw temper tantrums if she never got her way.
She made all F's in school and would throw temper tantrums and argue with teachers demanding an A.
Karen never got any Candy while Trick or Treating because she refused to wear a mask with her costume.
Anytime Karen would get confronted she would threaten to call her parents because she couldn't accept fault for her own wrong doing.
She would threaten to call the Police on her Parents if they made her eat her Dinner or did her Homework.
Anytime Karen wanted something and her Parents told her no she would throw a fit.
Anytime someone else had what Karen wanted she would yell at them telling them that's her property when it's not her's to begin with.
Karen is triggered by the words "Not For Sale."
Karen would steal everyone's toys and claim they were her's from the start.
When Karen was in High School she could never get a boyfriend because they were attracted to the more attractive girls and not the childish tantrum throwing Karen.
Karen still holds a grudge against both the Homecoming and Prom Queen because she believes it should have been HER.
Karen is now an adult and spends her life harassing her neighbors over everything in the neighborhood instead of minding her business.
Karen is cooking meth inside her home and no one notices it...yet.
Karen drives like a bitch to get her kids to Soccer Practice.
Karen thinks all video games are violent and should be banned.
Karen destroys store merchandise after begin told to put on a mask during a crisis.
Karen tries to Cancel Trick or Treat on Halloween because it's satanic.
Karen thinks the whole world revolves around her
Karen is hated by everyone and still doesn't understand why everyone hates her so much.
Karen please grow the fuck up, stop acting like a womanchild, and get your shit together already.
Karen is a blonde white woman who grew up spoiled and clearly hates the word no.
Karen was unpopular in School she was rich and was a bully too, she would take from all of the other kids and would throw temper tantrums if she never got her way.
She made all F's in school and would throw temper tantrums and argue with teachers demanding an A.
Karen never got any Candy while Trick or Treating because she refused to wear a mask with her costume.
Anytime Karen would get confronted she would threaten to call her parents because she couldn't accept fault for her own wrong doing.
She would threaten to call the Police on her Parents if they made her eat her Dinner or did her Homework.
Anytime Karen wanted something and her Parents told her no she would throw a fit.
Anytime someone else had what Karen wanted she would yell at them telling them that's her property when it's not her's to begin with.
Karen is triggered by the words "Not For Sale."
Karen would steal everyone's toys and claim they were her's from the start.
When Karen was in High School she could never get a boyfriend because they were attracted to the more attractive girls and not the childish tantrum throwing Karen.
Karen still holds a grudge against both the Homecoming and Prom Queen because she believes it should have been HER.
Karen is now an adult and spends her life harassing her neighbors over everything in the neighborhood instead of minding her business.
Karen is cooking meth inside her home and no one notices it...yet.
Karen drives like a bitch to get her kids to Soccer Practice.
Karen thinks all video games are violent and should be banned.
Karen destroys store merchandise after begin told to put on a mask during a crisis.
Karen tries to Cancel Trick or Treat on Halloween because it's satanic.
Karen thinks the whole world revolves around her
Karen is hated by everyone and still doesn't understand why everyone hates her so much.
Karen please grow the fuck up, stop acting like a womanchild, and get your shit together already.
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