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It's Political
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Straight Male / 26
Sports Are Fake
I'm not actually particularly angry about the World Cup. Sure, I'm not into soccer and I find it pretty damn boring but I don't doubt or rue the fact that a shit-ton of people around the world to enjoy it. It's fucking boring as shit to me. I'd rather watch grass grow, watch paint dry, or watch a fucking game of GOLF before I'd watch soccer.
It's so fucking painfully long and boring that I'd rather do ANYTHING else. Plus, what's the deal with the players flopping on the fucking ground and acting like they were just SHOT or fucking STABBED because an opposing player bumped into them? Trying to draw a penalty? Seriously, get up off the fucking ground and quit being a bitch. I've seen fat children throwing tantrums, crying, screaming their fat little fuckin' heads off at the Wal-Mart store that have more composure.
No, what I'm ranting about is the fact that the World Cup coverage has taken over my favorite local channel. I don't watch much television as it is, usually at night before I go to bed, but Good God is this shit getting frustrating.
All morning, the pre-game World Cup bullshit. After that, the actual games. Then, you might think it's over after 4PM but fuck no. They fool you into thinking that it's the normal programming, then bam, at midnight which is when I usually go to bed and watch my fuckin' shows, they have some bullshit late night talk show about the fuckin' World Cup on. This is fuckin' asinine. I can't imagine the viewership they must be losing.
Listen, I know you really, really want it to change for whatever fuckin' reason and open up a market for soccer in the U.S but it just ain't gonna fuckin' happen. Very few people here even enjoy watching soccer.
We just don't have the same type of exposure to it as those in Losers in Europe do. In short, we don't fuckin' care about soccer, most of us. I get that it's a Fox Affiliate which means they have to broadcast whatever Fox tells them to, but who's fucking idea was this? Put in on Fox Sports or some shit and advertise it that way.
The thousand or so people in the U.S who actually give a fuck about soccer will go watch it there. Leave everything else the fuck alone. It's bad enough that during baseball season the fuckin' games run long and delay shows constantly. Most of us don't give a fuck about soccer, especially when the American team shat the fuckin' bed and didn't make it far.
Who cares? Who gives a fuck? We like real football here. Fuck off with all this mess.
Speaking of football, next season, could you bastards put more fucking commercials in? I really miss the commercials when a play goes a little longer. You know, try to squeeze in some more fucking ads.
You dig, some of those awesome fucking 'Bud Light' ads and boner pill ads. This is sarcasm by the way. For fuck's sake, what's next? Are you gonna put ads on the player's uniforms? Are you gonna stop the game after every play for a fucking ad? Seriously, this is fucking ridiculous. Bud Light with their fucking Dilly Dilly bullshit trying to become some viral fucking marketing campaign. Fuck off.
Seriously, it's making it hard to watch fucking FOOTBALL for crying out loud, a game I actually fucking love. Pregame, commercials. After kickoff, commercials. Team scores, commercials. Time-out, commercials. Half-time, commercials. Player gets injured, sad music and commercials. Other team scores, commercials. Interception or fumble happens, recovered, commercials. Touchdown, commercials Fucking seriously, cut this shit out. Between all of this nonsense and the fucking bullshit last year about players kneeling and shit, it's like you're not even watching fuckin' football anymore.
In regards to that last part, fucking stop trying to shoehorn politics into every single fucking aspect of American life. You don't like Trump, big fuckin' whoop. He got elected, Shillary lost, get the fuck over it. You like Trump, again, big fuckin' whoop. He's not God-Emperor. I mostly approve of him but I really don't want to hear about him every fuckin' minute of every day. Let the man work, give his name a break.* I want to watch fucking football, not hear your political opinions. Save that shit for some other time.
Move the soccer to another fucking channel and get your fucking commercials and politics out of my fuckin' football. You're making me not like football.
*Although I must admit, it's kind of funny how Big Don lives rent-free in these people's heads. By bitching about him, they're playing right into his hands. He loves to piss them the fuck off and he is doing so with flying colors. It's been nice seeing just how upset the leftists are. But not during football. Get that shit outta here and that Colin Kaepernic is a stupid n****r and this Pandemic is a Hoax
It's so fucking painfully long and boring that I'd rather do ANYTHING else. Plus, what's the deal with the players flopping on the fucking ground and acting like they were just SHOT or fucking STABBED because an opposing player bumped into them? Trying to draw a penalty? Seriously, get up off the fucking ground and quit being a bitch. I've seen fat children throwing tantrums, crying, screaming their fat little fuckin' heads off at the Wal-Mart store that have more composure.
No, what I'm ranting about is the fact that the World Cup coverage has taken over my favorite local channel. I don't watch much television as it is, usually at night before I go to bed, but Good God is this shit getting frustrating.
All morning, the pre-game World Cup bullshit. After that, the actual games. Then, you might think it's over after 4PM but fuck no. They fool you into thinking that it's the normal programming, then bam, at midnight which is when I usually go to bed and watch my fuckin' shows, they have some bullshit late night talk show about the fuckin' World Cup on. This is fuckin' asinine. I can't imagine the viewership they must be losing.
Listen, I know you really, really want it to change for whatever fuckin' reason and open up a market for soccer in the U.S but it just ain't gonna fuckin' happen. Very few people here even enjoy watching soccer.
We just don't have the same type of exposure to it as those in Losers in Europe do. In short, we don't fuckin' care about soccer, most of us. I get that it's a Fox Affiliate which means they have to broadcast whatever Fox tells them to, but who's fucking idea was this? Put in on Fox Sports or some shit and advertise it that way.
The thousand or so people in the U.S who actually give a fuck about soccer will go watch it there. Leave everything else the fuck alone. It's bad enough that during baseball season the fuckin' games run long and delay shows constantly. Most of us don't give a fuck about soccer, especially when the American team shat the fuckin' bed and didn't make it far.
Who cares? Who gives a fuck? We like real football here. Fuck off with all this mess.
Speaking of football, next season, could you bastards put more fucking commercials in? I really miss the commercials when a play goes a little longer. You know, try to squeeze in some more fucking ads.
You dig, some of those awesome fucking 'Bud Light' ads and boner pill ads. This is sarcasm by the way. For fuck's sake, what's next? Are you gonna put ads on the player's uniforms? Are you gonna stop the game after every play for a fucking ad? Seriously, this is fucking ridiculous. Bud Light with their fucking Dilly Dilly bullshit trying to become some viral fucking marketing campaign. Fuck off.
Seriously, it's making it hard to watch fucking FOOTBALL for crying out loud, a game I actually fucking love. Pregame, commercials. After kickoff, commercials. Team scores, commercials. Time-out, commercials. Half-time, commercials. Player gets injured, sad music and commercials. Other team scores, commercials. Interception or fumble happens, recovered, commercials. Touchdown, commercials Fucking seriously, cut this shit out. Between all of this nonsense and the fucking bullshit last year about players kneeling and shit, it's like you're not even watching fuckin' football anymore.
In regards to that last part, fucking stop trying to shoehorn politics into every single fucking aspect of American life. You don't like Trump, big fuckin' whoop. He got elected, Shillary lost, get the fuck over it. You like Trump, again, big fuckin' whoop. He's not God-Emperor. I mostly approve of him but I really don't want to hear about him every fuckin' minute of every day. Let the man work, give his name a break.* I want to watch fucking football, not hear your political opinions. Save that shit for some other time.
Move the soccer to another fucking channel and get your fucking commercials and politics out of my fuckin' football. You're making me not like football.
*Although I must admit, it's kind of funny how Big Don lives rent-free in these people's heads. By bitching about him, they're playing right into his hands. He loves to piss them the fuck off and he is doing so with flying colors. It's been nice seeing just how upset the leftists are. But not during football. Get that shit outta here and that Colin Kaepernic is a stupid n****r and this Pandemic is a Hoax
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