Ever since I was little, I've hated my balls. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to be a woman or anything. I'd rather lose a limb than my cock. But I feel like the balls have to go. I just don't like them. I don't enjoy having them touched during sex. And several times a day, I get grossed out just having to touch them when I use the toilet or bathe. I feel like they get in my way when I do sports or exercise. At least ten times in the past five years, I have had to go the hospital because my balls got caught in between my cup and my body in a painful way. After the last time, the doctor joked that he could just cut 'em off and save me the trouble. I know he was joking, but it got me thinking how much better life would be without my balls.

I found a plastic surgeon who will remove my balls and trim away the excess skin from the empty sac. This will give me a smooth appearance below the cock.

I'm 6 feet tall, 205 lbs and pretty hairy (I'm half Scottish, half Sicilian). I don't think cutting my balls off will feminize my appearance that much. I've even figured out that I can freeze some sperm in case I ever want a kid. I'm just worried about what the women I date will think.