Straight Male / 55
No Tip Thanks
Back in the day I was a young auto mech working for a luxury car agency doing all sorts of repair and maintenance work on the huge land yachts.
We had a customer who was a woman maybe ten years older than I was at the time. She had a big new Continental Town Car and brought it in for some warranty work and general service from time to time.
Whenever I or my buddies worked on her car she used to come out to the shop area even though it was frowned upon. The service manager would allow her to "get something she forgot in the car" and come to our work area. He figured she might be going to give us a tip, and no doubt he already got his.
Anyway, the point of the confession is that this lady would start talking about how she was a free spirit and how she didn't need alcohol or anything to free her inhibitions.
She made it very plain that she would be up for whatever some young guys like us wanted to do to her.
Once I had to take her out on a road test to have her identify a supposed squeaking noise in the car. We were driving around the neighborhood where the dealership was located, me driving, her in the front passenger seat.
After a few blocks she was going into her talk about being uninhibited and she laid her hand on my thigh. Of course she started moving her hand around and found my dick and started to rub the head through my uniform pants.
Now being just 25 or so, I was perpetually horny and would usually go for it.
The thing that was a joy killer was that the lady owned a couple of big dogs, I don't remember the breed, but they might've been dobies or shepherds. And no, they weren't in the car when we took this drive. But she took them in the car constantly and the inside of this big boat stunk to high heaven of dog poop and just general dogginess.
And more to the point, so did the lady!
She was a big woman and wore a fur coat most of the time. The coat must've picked up the stink and overall, between the car stinking and the lady stinking, it was a difficult job just to drive a few blocks with her.
The fact she was a little older and a little heavy wouldn't have stopped me from nailing her at all. It was just the terrible stink and general filth of the new car and her personal poor hygiene that turned me off.
So I actually took her hand off my dick and asked her to please just help me find the problem with her car. I tried to be reasonably polite and was not trying to be rude or offensive, but the stink of dogshit really ruined the mood!
I don't remember if there even was a noise in the car or she was just faking it. She went after me and my friend Kenny a few times when she'd bring her car in and I know I didn't jump on her and Kenny was even more of an uptight guy so I'm positive he didn't either.
If only she and her car weren't so dirty, I bet she was a real freak and at least I'd have gotten a nice blowjob out of her, but she was just too stinky.
We had a customer who was a woman maybe ten years older than I was at the time. She had a big new Continental Town Car and brought it in for some warranty work and general service from time to time.
Whenever I or my buddies worked on her car she used to come out to the shop area even though it was frowned upon. The service manager would allow her to "get something she forgot in the car" and come to our work area. He figured she might be going to give us a tip, and no doubt he already got his.
Anyway, the point of the confession is that this lady would start talking about how she was a free spirit and how she didn't need alcohol or anything to free her inhibitions.
She made it very plain that she would be up for whatever some young guys like us wanted to do to her.
Once I had to take her out on a road test to have her identify a supposed squeaking noise in the car. We were driving around the neighborhood where the dealership was located, me driving, her in the front passenger seat.
After a few blocks she was going into her talk about being uninhibited and she laid her hand on my thigh. Of course she started moving her hand around and found my dick and started to rub the head through my uniform pants.
Now being just 25 or so, I was perpetually horny and would usually go for it.
The thing that was a joy killer was that the lady owned a couple of big dogs, I don't remember the breed, but they might've been dobies or shepherds. And no, they weren't in the car when we took this drive. But she took them in the car constantly and the inside of this big boat stunk to high heaven of dog poop and just general dogginess.
And more to the point, so did the lady!
She was a big woman and wore a fur coat most of the time. The coat must've picked up the stink and overall, between the car stinking and the lady stinking, it was a difficult job just to drive a few blocks with her.
The fact she was a little older and a little heavy wouldn't have stopped me from nailing her at all. It was just the terrible stink and general filth of the new car and her personal poor hygiene that turned me off.
So I actually took her hand off my dick and asked her to please just help me find the problem with her car. I tried to be reasonably polite and was not trying to be rude or offensive, but the stink of dogshit really ruined the mood!
I don't remember if there even was a noise in the car or she was just faking it. She went after me and my friend Kenny a few times when she'd bring her car in and I know I didn't jump on her and Kenny was even more of an uptight guy so I'm positive he didn't either.
If only she and her car weren't so dirty, I bet she was a real freak and at least I'd have gotten a nice blowjob out of her, but she was just too stinky.
