They Call Me Derby

My friends call me 'Derby' even though that's not my actual name because they say I'm hung like a horse.

I know size ain't everything but it's better to have it than not, just in case when it matters. I thank god everyday for this amazing g*ft that gives me so much pleasure and fun, even got some stories I can tell.

Or if this sounds like lowkey bragging, just tell me to go fuck myself lol