I spent the night at my girlfriends house at her request.I worked all day and was expecting to eventually get some from my fiance. The problem was, her parents were home as usual and her mother is an imsoniac. I eventually passed out waiting. A few hours later I woke up to my finace riding me! I couldn't recall my pants coming off. Fortunately, I had put a condom on when I was waiting. We finished and she and I slept in different rooms.

I awoke an hour later having to use the bathroom. I rushed in and took a leak. After a minute or so I realized I didn't hear a splashing sound in the bowl.

I looked down to see the condom still on and fully inflated. I spent a minute trying to figure out how to take it off without it exploding everywhere!

Comments

Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 27, 2005 at 1:24 AM

Oh man, next time work a little harder on telling a story.

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 28, 2005 at 5:16 PM

liar!

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 2, 2005 at 2:45 PM

So you expect us to believe that you stayed hard the whole time even when asleep and when pissing? Get real.

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 29, 2005 at 8:36 PM

whats a condom i dont now

(0)  (0)
Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 15, 2006 at 2:53 PM

It sounds like you don't know shit. First, learn about spelling and grammar, then ask your mom about condoms. Stupid ass mothafucka.

(0)  (0)

Comment this

Can't read the image? Click here to refresh