Drunk Barefoot Banana

I was at Dairy Queen ordering a Banana Split and then in came a man dressed like a Banana and was wearing a banana mask and he was barefoot too and was holding a bunch of Bananas too. The Banana then got on top of the counter and began dancing with The Bananas and shouting Peanut Butter Jelly Time as Dairy Queen staff began yelling at the Rotten Banana to stop and to go put on a pair of Banana Shoes. Then the Barefoot Banana went inside the restroom and after that I instantly lost my appetite to eat any more of my banana split.

Then about 20 minutes later the Rotten Banana came out of the restroom wearing a Banana Mask and a Yellow Banana Thong as he listen his mask over his nose and took his foot towards his face and began to smell his fucking feet in Dairy Queen after leaving the restroom.

Then he took a Banana and then did a split on the floor with his thong covered crotch on the banana and began to masturbate in Dairy Queen with a Banana as the Rotten Banana then peeled the Banana and put his foot on the Banana he masturbated with and began to suck his fucking toes on a Banana in Dairy Queen.

I was getting really tired of this Rotten Banana's Antics so I hit him in the face with my Banana Split and then my Husband showed up wearing a Gorilla Suit and began to chase the Rotten Banana out of Dairy Queen. Well I can now no longer look at Banana Splits or look at Dairy Queen the same way after what happened today.