She Decided She Would Be My Girlfriend

Back when I was in college I met this girl who worked in a bar. Being overprotective I would go down around closing time and make sure she wasn't bothered when she left. The bar started calling me her boyfriend, she started reminding me she hadn't gotten a hit on since I went to pick her up.

One afternoon she called me and told me she wanted to drive her car and she was sure she could make it home. I probably would have been better off being hit by a bus. It was 1:30 in the morning when she called me from the bar, her car battery was dead and to please come pick her up.

She got in, looked at me and told me to just take her home and fuck her. I told her not to talk like that. She opened the door and told me either to take her home and fuck her or she was calling a cab. Under threat I took her home. The place was picked up, the kitchen and bathroom clean, the bed was made. She stood in the bedroom and stripped down to absolutely nothing, she went into the bathroom to brush her teeth and use the toilet. I was still standing at the door when she came back into the room and turned down the bed and laid down, demanding I get in and get it over with.

21 is young when you don't understand, I loved her and she was a acting like a two dollar whore. Then she said "if I am your girlfriend then fuck me, if I'm not then leave'. I did a really bad job, really bad. After she cleaned us up, she got a nightgown on, she handed me my boxers and she said 'I can't fucking believe I'm the girlfriend of a college guy'.

Her battery was fine, her boss had been less than nice to her when she heard she was brushing me off. She went to college after we got married, first one in her family. That bar is still there, close to my Alma Mater.