I Think Of My Arse As A Pussy

I confess that it’s been years but I think of my ass as a hit pussy, it’s been years now and I do use toys from time to time, but yesterday I was eating breakfast at a Waffle House, I had my mask on and coughed, from breathing the warm breath...
I noticed each time I could feel my ass hole pucker, it felt amazing...
No one knew my ass was wanting cock,ummmm