Barefoot Cousin Fred Ruined Thanksgiving

Me and my Family was having a Nice Thanksgiving Dinner until an Uninvited Turkey showed up for Dinner. My Cousin Fred was wearing a Turkey Suit and was barefoot and he was also carrying bottles of beer and after thinking a gulp of Miller Lite he climbed on top of the Dinner Table clapped his hands and stamped his bare feet into the Mashed Potatoes and did the Turkey Dance and then farted right in my face.

Fred then jumped off of the table and ran inside my bathroom and locked the door and the next thing I heard was farts, turds hitting the water and him Fred Gobbling and Grunting while taking a shit in my bathroom.

Then Fred emerged from my Bathroom wearing a Turkey Mask and a Thong with Turkey Feathers as he came back into the Dining Room, he picked up his Foot and SMELLED HIS FEET as the Pies were being Passed around the Table and ME and my Kids were all getting grossed out by Fred's behavior. Then Fred snatched the Pumpkin Pie Put his foot in my Pumpkin Pie and began to suck his toes on my Pumpkin Pie in front of everyone but the Pie was still hot as Fred clutched his foot in pain as I took a Pie and hit him in the face with it. Fred retaliated and threw the Pie he just sucked his Toes on at me and before you know it an all out Food Fight broke out in the Dining Room as Food went everywhere. Then I grabbed a Plate and smashed Fred in the head with it as my Uncle and Husband dragged Fred's Drunk Half Naked Ass out of my House

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you.