Here's some hints for subtle revenge:
1) Go online and order a free bible from the Mormon's or Jehovah's Witness. Give their name and address.
2) Send mail to them at their work address. Type the return as "Bestiality Monthly" or such. Make sure to type "Subscription ends soon!"
3) Get weed killer and spell out "assholes" in 4 foot letters in their yard. It won't be noticeable for a while.
4) If they have satelite, toss a ball at the dish. Just 1/4 inch will screw up the reception!
5) Of course, when the teenies are partying, call the cops out.
There's more, but you get the drift.
I love your sense of humor. Thanks for making me laugh.
If you have a lot of birds in the area, sprinkle the car with bird seed or bread crumbs. If it's a convertable, put same on the seats. The pecking will tear up the upholstery, and the bird crap will be everywhere.
Oh, man, that's a good one!
I've never heard of that one.
Got any more like that?
sounds just like my slutty loser neighbor and her slutty loser kids. Only hers is 12!!!!!!!! and has already gotten drunk, smoked pot and done every thing sexual except for have sex which she is currently planning to do with a 15 year old up the street. Her mom knows and doesnt care. THe parents are divorced yet still live together and get drunk together every night. The mom has 5 different boyfriends all of which she has sex with in the same house as her kids. She even drags her kids to their various houses so the 12 year old can babysit the 6 year old while she has sex with one of her boyfriends. She will take take take from you but if you ask her for even one favor she throws a fit and complains about her migrains and her busy life. But after she refuses to help you she will call you the very next day and ask her to watch her kids for her while she goes out partying! She has even asked me to go down and break up drunken violent fights at her house between her ex husband and his drunk new girlfriend. Thats a situation let me tell you! LIke I said she and her husband are divorced and BOTH drunks but they still live together and the mom parties with the dads new alcoholic girlfriend who also has a 12 year old daughter so while the drunken moms are partying the 12 year old kids are partying drinking doing drugs together and then the ex husband shows up and a violent fight ensues every time! THe 12 year old of the drunken girlfriend of the dads has had sex with 5 different guys already and has had mono 2 times already. They also own a huge vicious rotweiler that they let roam free in the neighborhood. IT has bitten 3 people already one of them being my good friend who was walking with my 12 year old daughter at the time. But if you ask them to leash thier dog they yell at you and then every time you walk by and their dog growls and lunges at you they mock you for being afraid and yell nasty slurs at you and threaten you if you even try to call animal control on them. They are crazy drunken loser users who have brought the value of our neighborood to an all time low. WHITE TRASH!
They told you to get out of your own garage? All I can say is just act like you don't give a shit and when they party call the cops and tell them there is some man bringing a young girl alcohol and she's unconsious that will get them over there in a hurry