I used to like summer. Now I dread it. Our neighbors and their kids harass us all summer long. It's okay for their kids to keep us until all of hours of the night partying, or for their kids to mouth off or glare at us or spread lies about us. But if we take our dog for a walk, they put nasty notes in our mailbox about picking up after him (which we do-and their dog runs free in the neighborhood all the time-so much so that he was hit by a car and lost a leg). We can't even use our yard because they give us these looks like they own the whole neighborhood and we need their permission to breath. The woman has 5 or 6 kids-all with different fathers, and she walks around like she thinks she is all that (40 years old and mowing the lawn in her bikini). I can not stand them-they are such hypocrites. Their son came over one time and told my husband to get the F--- out of OUR garage. I could go on and on. I do not like or respect any of them. We try to ignore them, but the late night parying is going to end this year. Their teen daughter told my teen daughter that they have the right to "party like rock stars". Well, I happen to think that my right to sleep at night out-does her right to party. Did I mention that this teen who parties all night is all of 13 going on 14??? LOSERS.

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by Anonymous on Oct 15, 2008 at 4:28 PM

Here's some hints for subtle revenge:
1) Go online and order a free bible from the Mormon's or Jehovah's Witness. Give their name and address.
2) Send mail to them at their work address. Type the return as "Bestiality Monthly" or such. Make sure to type "Subscription ends soon!"
3) Get weed killer and spell out "assholes" in 4 foot letters in their yard. It won't be noticeable for a while.
4) If they have satelite, toss a ball at the dish. Just 1/4 inch will screw up the reception!
5) Of course, when the teenies are partying, call the cops out.

There's more, but you get the drift.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 16, 2008 at 7:21 AM

I love your sense of humor. Thanks for making me laugh.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 17, 2008 at 3:05 AM

If you have a lot of birds in the area, sprinkle the car with bird seed or bread crumbs. If it's a convertable, put same on the seats. The pecking will tear up the upholstery, and the bird crap will be everywhere.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 19, 2008 at 10:22 AM

Oh, man, that's a good one!
I've never heard of that one.
Got any more like that?

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by Anonymous on Oct 20, 2008 at 5:01 AM

sounds just like my slutty loser neighbor and her slutty loser kids. Only hers is 12!!!!!!!! and has already gotten drunk, smoked pot and done every thing sexual except for have sex which she is currently planning to do with a 15 year old up the street. Her mom knows and doesnt care. THe parents are divorced yet still live together and get drunk together every night. The mom has 5 different boyfriends all of which she has sex with in the same house as her kids. She even drags her kids to their various houses so the 12 year old can babysit the 6 year old while she has sex with one of her boyfriends. She will take take take from you but if you ask her for even one favor she throws a fit and complains about her migrains and her busy life. But after she refuses to help you she will call you the very next day and ask her to watch her kids for her while she goes out partying! She has even asked me to go down and break up drunken violent fights at her house between her ex husband and his drunk new girlfriend. Thats a situation let me tell you! LIke I said she and her husband are divorced and BOTH drunks but they still live together and the mom parties with the dads new alcoholic girlfriend who also has a 12 year old daughter so while the drunken moms are partying the 12 year old kids are partying drinking doing drugs together and then the ex husband shows up and a violent fight ensues every time! THe 12 year old of the drunken girlfriend of the dads has had sex with 5 different guys already and has had mono 2 times already. They also own a huge vicious rotweiler that they let roam free in the neighborhood. IT has bitten 3 people already one of them being my good friend who was walking with my 12 year old daughter at the time. But if you ask them to leash thier dog they yell at you and then every time you walk by and their dog growls and lunges at you they mock you for being afraid and yell nasty slurs at you and threaten you if you even try to call animal control on them. They are crazy drunken loser users who have brought the value of our neighborood to an all time low. WHITE TRASH!

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by Anonymous on Oct 23, 2008 at 1:37 PM

They told you to get out of your own garage? All I can say is just act like you don't give a shit and when they party call the cops and tell them there is some man bringing a young girl alcohol and she's unconsious that will get them over there in a hurry

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