Okay, here are some hints for sweet revenge against asshole neighbors:
1) Type envelopes with return address names like "Bestiality Monthly". Send it to their work. Be sure to type "Subscription ends soon!"
2) Fill out magazine subscription cards for stuff you know they hate. Rascist? Subscribe them to "Ebony" or "Jet".
3) Send online request in their name for Bibles from the Jehovah's Witness or Mormons. Request a visit.
4) If they have a satelite dish, throw a ball hard enough to move it 1/4 inch.
5) Get weed killer and spray "asshole" in 4 foot letters in their yard. It won't show for awhile.
6) If they leave the car windows down, stick a dead fish under the front seat.
7) Go to a pay phone, call the police, pretend to be one of the kids and tell them daddy touches you.
8) Throw bird seed all over the car. The pecking and bird crap will ruin the paint.
So, think about what else you can do behind the scenes, and make their life miserable. Of course, never tell anyone what you do. It will always get back to them.
1) Type envelopes with return address names like "Bestiality Monthly". Send it to their work. Be sure to type "Subscription ends soon!"
2) Fill out magazine subscription cards for stuff you know they hate. Rascist? Subscribe them to "Ebony" or "Jet".
3) Send online request in their name for Bibles from the Jehovah's Witness or Mormons. Request a visit.
4) If they have a satelite dish, throw a ball hard enough to move it 1/4 inch.
5) Get weed killer and spray "asshole" in 4 foot letters in their yard. It won't show for awhile.
6) If they leave the car windows down, stick a dead fish under the front seat.
7) Go to a pay phone, call the police, pretend to be one of the kids and tell them daddy touches you.
8) Throw bird seed all over the car. The pecking and bird crap will ruin the paint.
So, think about what else you can do behind the scenes, and make their life miserable. Of course, never tell anyone what you do. It will always get back to them.
