Eating My Own Cum

Since I was a kid I always wanted to know what my cum tasted like. But every time I would psyche myself up to eat my cum I would lose the urge once I finally came. Look I'm not gay. I just always wanted to taste it. I don't want to suck dick or get fucked. I just want to see what the big deal is. Almost every girl I dated loves cum like candy. They can't get enough. I want to know what that's all about. I tried everything. Flipping my legs over my head but my gut always gets in the way. I used a giant straw. I put it over my hole and sucked when I came. But that didn't work. By the time it got through the straw it was cold and gross. I even just shot into my hand but when I would go to eat it I had no urge and just washed my hand off. One morning I was off from work. My wife was at work and the kids at school. I got up ate some breakfast and decided to smoke some weed. I got a nice warm buzz going. I got naked and laid in bed watching porn on my phone. I was stroking, feeling good. I looked over and saw my wife's vibrator in her half open draw in her side table. I reached over and took it out. I turned it on super high and put it on my balls, taint and asshole. The sensation was incredible. I continued to watch lesbian porn with the vibrator massaging down under. I then started to jerk. With my prostate being vibrated as well it didn't take long. I erupted all over my hand. I wanted to taste it! I put my hand to my mouth and licked up and savored every drop! The vibrator was still massaging me and I think that's what kept the urge. So I tried it again about 30 minutes later. Same outcome. Now when ever I wank, I put the vibrator on my balls, taint and asshole. No weed needed. It never fails now!!! I still don't want to get fucked or suck cock but I'm sure enjoying my cum.