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- I Hate My Neighbor -

Why do you continually park that green heap in front of my house? I can see if you have company or there is no room, but this morning I looked outside, and there it was. Smack dab in front of my living room window, while the street in front of your house and your fucking DRIVEWAY were completely empty! To add insult to injury, your kids slam the doors so hard my windows shake and the dog barks. What the hell is your problem?! Do I do this shit to you? Or indeed bother you in any way? Are you resentful because you have zero equity in your house and we have quite a bit? Are you pissed because we've lived here 10+ years and you've only lived here a couple? Despite your best efforts to ingratiate yourselves with everyone you meet? And your suck up performance at the kid's middle school graduation, glad handing people and slapping backs was sickening. NO ONE likes a suck up, it's totally fake. Let me tell you something, you stupid fat cunt and your fat arse husband, we'd move in a heartbeat because frankly, you've ruined this neighborhood, but we want to do it without selling our house, and we can't afford to do that for a few years. So, be as nasty as you like. We'll have the last laugh when we rent the house out to a biker gang or 27 illegals. I know you can't afford to move for a million years. At least, heh. And your bathroom renovations look like HELL>

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# 4876 - by Anonymous / December 28, 2008

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by Anonymous on Dec 29, 2008 at 3:36 PM

If you dont park in front of your house...why not put a couple of nails...or tacks...you know...they accidentally fell off a truck... or your trash ....give them a hint...lol

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by Anonymous on Dec 30, 2008 at 5:04 AM

My husband did put the trash bins in front of the house, as well as piling all the yard refuse in front. I'm afraid this is only temporary relief, though. We can't leave the trash bins out all week, and the city will eventually pick up the leaves and shit. Even after all that, that inconsiderate cow STILL managed to squeeze her car in!! You know it's personal when they go out of their way like that. Seriously, she had to do some manuvering to fit her car in there. Never mind, the nail idea is looking better and better.

by Anonymous on Dec 30, 2008 at 4:51 PM

I park in front of your house because it is legal and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Now go lay by your dish bitch.

by Anonymous on Jan 4, 2009 at 6:32 AM

That was one of the best rants I've read in a rather long time. I wonder if you live in my neighborhood because I feel the exact same way about my neighbors. They too park in front of my house when they don't have a single car in their driveway or in front of their own house. I wish slamming doors was the only other problem though. I'm all for moving!

by Anonymous on Jan 4, 2009 at 9:18 AM

Thanks. :) Maybe we do live in the same neighborhood? You never know...Where do I begin with these people? Our old neighbors were lovely people. A bit noisy as they had a multi-generational household, but nice people. They were forced to move because the old bag on the other side of them had been harrassing them. (Thanks a lot, you interfering old bitch! Have fun fighting with these new assholes for the next twenty years!) Mother Teresa could've lived next door to her and she still would've found fault!

They sold their house to these, these, ass kissers. They kiss everyone's ass but ours because they know we see them for what they are (dysfunctional jerks and social climbing nobodies) and because we were here first. That part just kills them. We know they paid too much for their house and that also kills them. They have no friends in the neighborhood. Everyone who lives around them hates them and refuses to speak to them.

They kiss up to everyone at their kid's schools and act like they're rich. They should tell everyone how much they owe on their residential pile of bad taste, the phoneys, and that their mortgage won't be paid off until the year 2037!! If the're lucky, that is!! My boy has the misfortune to be the same age as their middle son, so I see them at school functions, gag. They are white trash enough to think that inviting people over to swim makes them something special. OOOoooh! Comne over to OUR house, we have a poooooollllll!!! 90% of the houses around here have pools, including us! They overpaid for their house and they are morons! I hate them!!!

These people suck. I don't know what their old neighborhood was like, but it must've been pretty bad, because they think they now live in Beverly Hills. In actual fact, things have gone downhill around here. Not a lot, but to long time residents like us, it's quite apparent. Of course, people like THEM are part of the reason things have gone downhill.

Anyway, living well is the best revenge, isn't it? And, my daughter went to the beach with a bunch of her friends today, and guess where the three "extra" vehicles are parked? That's right, smack dab in front of asshole's house! Hope they enjoy a taste of their own medicine!

by Anonymous on Jan 4, 2009 at 3:17 PM

The neighborhood I reside in has also gone down hill. It used to be a nice, neat, and quiet neighborhood. It is rather sad actually. The sad part is that we all work at my house. The people on either side of us don't. They have parties on week nights and come and go as they please. I really don't understand how they can afford it. This is a middle class neighborhood. The taxes here are crazy too.

If I were you, I'd try not to let them bother you as much as they do. My neighbors really bother me but it is not worth getting upset over anymore. Life is way too short.

by Anonymous on Jan 4, 2009 at 10:44 PM

Thank you for the advice. I do try not to let them bother me, but unfortunately, we have kids the same age, and their kids were horrid to my son, (That's a whole 'nother story!) and caused no end of problems. Honestly, if it weren't for the kids making noise and causing trouble, I could easily forget the parents lived there. We have some financial stuff to iron out, and I have to finish school, but if we could, we would move in a heartbeat. We've lived here quite a few years and I'm tired of this house and this neighborhood. Good luck to you with your neighbors, sounds like they're all on some sort of public assistance.

by Anonymous on Jan 5, 2009 at 6:02 AM

I'm in almost the exact same boat. I don't have any children though. I finished up my bachelors degree not to long ago and just don't have the money to move out of this house. I would move in a heartbeat.
I've been living next to these people for almost 5 years and it has just gotten worse and worse. They have four children. Two of which are out of high school and don't leave the house much. The third is two years away from graduation and the fourth (the biggest pain in my ass) is only 14. The 14 year old constantly hits my house with a basketball. Not to mention all the noise from that to begin with. He even likes to stand on my front lawn and try to shoot hoops. The parents defend him to no end saying he's just a kid... so what if the ball hits your living room window, did it break? That was my last straw.
I too wouldn't mind living here if it was simply just the parents. But from the looks of it, they don't seem like they are going anytime soon.
That really sucks that their children have caused trouble with your own children. I can't even imagine. Being a child is hard enough and then having your "bully" live right next door to you. What a nightmare.

by Anonymous on Jan 10, 2009 at 10:08 PM

Slash their tires and key their car. Then call the police when/if they don't move it after 24 hours! Or better yet, slip a stink bomb into their car or put a potato in theri muffler. Whatever you do......do something. If you don't stand up for yourself you're just a born victim and you deserve to get what you get! Cowards die a thousand deaths.....

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