I freaking hate my neighbour, her and her low-life boyfriend keep me and my husband awak all the time with their music and I can't ever get any peace and quiet. We have tried reasoning with them but no good.

So, when she was in the hospital I work in I decided to get some mean on her ass. I was looking after her and trying to get along with her but she was still treating melike something she stepped on. So, when I was doing the morning rounds and her obs I told her to lie on her front for a second and then said I'd be back.

I had one of the student nurse with me and told her that patient needed to have her temperature taken rectally. I gave her the thermometer smeared in some ky and watched her go in, lift her gown, take down her panties and put it in. I'll never forget the look on her face. I was watching her and her eyes went as wide as saucers. I told the student nurse to excuse herself and explained that there was more to come unless she saw her way to be more neighbourly.

She asked me, "like what".

Well, as she was in for an stomach ulcer I told her I'd dry shave her down there as part of her pre-op. She agreed with me to see my side of the dispute and has been fine ever since. Though neither of us can look each other in the eye to this day. I wish she'd move.