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Drunk Barefoot Disco Dancer
Last Weekend I took my Kids to Chuck E. Cheese for a Birthday Party until a drunk man showed up wearing a disco suit, an Elvis wig, and he was barefoot climbed on top of a Empty Table and began Disco Dancing as a Disco Ball lowered from the ceiling and I couldn't help but laugh at how stupid this Disco Dancing Fool was Dancing.
Then Disco Music began to play and lights began to strobe as Chuck E. Cheese himself began to join this Disco Dancing Fool and started to Disco Dance too and as this Barefoot Disco Dancing Fool stood on his makeshift dance floor me and my kids said We Want No More No More.
Then as the music stopped the barefoot disco dancer tripped and fell off the table as Chuck E. Cheese staff told this Disco Jerk to put some shoes on or leave the restaurant as they helped him onto his bare feet as the Disco Jerk began Disco Dancing towards the restroom and I was grossed out seeing a grown man walk barefoot inside the restrooms at Chuck E Cheese's.
Then Some Fat Guy showed up wearing an Elvis Suit and he too was barefoot and he began Disco Dancing as we tried to ask a staff member for a refund because we can't eat in peace as the Disco Jerk from before exited the restroom wearing a silver sparkle thong and a bowtie as the Disco Jerk started to smell his fucking feet after exiting the restroom and there are kids here witnessing this stupidness.
Then the Barefoot Disco Jerks took my Kids Pizzas, put their damn dirty ass feet in my kids' pizzas, and sucked their fucking toes on my kids' pizzas as I then grabbed the Disco Ball and hurled it, hitting one of the dancing fools with a Disco Ball and chased the other Disco Jerk, the one wearing the Disco Thong and Bowtie out of Chuck E. Cheese's.
His Drunk Barefoot Ass didn't make it far as he tripped and I started to pummel his drunk half naked ass. I was pulled off of the barefoot drunk as I had no choice but to take my kids and leave and it's ridiculous my Kid's Birthday Party was ruined by a couple of Drunk Barefoot Disco Dancing Fools.
Then Disco Music began to play and lights began to strobe as Chuck E. Cheese himself began to join this Disco Dancing Fool and started to Disco Dance too and as this Barefoot Disco Dancing Fool stood on his makeshift dance floor me and my kids said We Want No More No More.
Then as the music stopped the barefoot disco dancer tripped and fell off the table as Chuck E. Cheese staff told this Disco Jerk to put some shoes on or leave the restaurant as they helped him onto his bare feet as the Disco Jerk began Disco Dancing towards the restroom and I was grossed out seeing a grown man walk barefoot inside the restrooms at Chuck E Cheese's.
Then Some Fat Guy showed up wearing an Elvis Suit and he too was barefoot and he began Disco Dancing as we tried to ask a staff member for a refund because we can't eat in peace as the Disco Jerk from before exited the restroom wearing a silver sparkle thong and a bowtie as the Disco Jerk started to smell his fucking feet after exiting the restroom and there are kids here witnessing this stupidness.
Then the Barefoot Disco Jerks took my Kids Pizzas, put their damn dirty ass feet in my kids' pizzas, and sucked their fucking toes on my kids' pizzas as I then grabbed the Disco Ball and hurled it, hitting one of the dancing fools with a Disco Ball and chased the other Disco Jerk, the one wearing the Disco Thong and Bowtie out of Chuck E. Cheese's.
His Drunk Barefoot Ass didn't make it far as he tripped and I started to pummel his drunk half naked ass. I was pulled off of the barefoot drunk as I had no choice but to take my kids and leave and it's ridiculous my Kid's Birthday Party was ruined by a couple of Drunk Barefoot Disco Dancing Fools.
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