I Wish To Have Privacy...
- That's Juicy! 27
- Remove It! 2
Your sister must be having the same frustrations. Talk to her. See if you can arrange 'alone time' so both of you have some private time in your bedroom when you won't get disturbed. Hell, if the conversation goes the right way you two could end up getting each other off with fingers and tongues. Have you considered that possibility? If you have, and you two are twins, she probably has too. ;-)
How about a thick cucumber?
That can't harm you.Of course, it can't give you the desired warmth and feel but it will add variety.
And later, you can wash it and replace it to the drawer or shelf in the refrigerator.
If you have some money go to your local store. That's where I bought my first "toy" back in the day. For me it was a kitchen paper towel holder and it cost something like 2$, It was wooden, with its handle being rounded, light lacquer cover and basically ready to use inside. If that thing is too long for your use and you don't have access to tools, buy for example iron saw blades. You can use them just by putting some tape on them. I never needed to cut my kitchen paper holder, because it was just perfect height for riding on it when using pillows and I had room for myself.
Also, if you're too afraid of it getting bloody for example, then freezer bags are the answer!! They cost nothing and you can safely buy them without any questions. They will cover the toy, and despite them making noise when in your hand, they are not making noise when you're riding them. Of course, if you want to make it softer, then put sock or few over the toy, then that freezer bag over them, then tie it tightly with rubber bands.
Also, if you like softer toys, you can leave the wooden thingy out completely and then form a tight packet of your socks. Then just put that freezer bag over it and tie it tightly. Of course, if you can buy condoms, they are much better.
For the vibrating toy, I have no tips, unless you have tootbrush.
If you want some privacy you could spend some time in my spare bedroom...
A gentile middle aged man who needs to put some life back in him...