Now You See It, Now You Dont

I met a woman and we totally hit it off. She was tall and statuesque. Blond hair, Blue eyes, beautiful boobs. To top it all off she was a former MP in the military. She was beautiful inside and out and tough as nails.

We went to a bar one night and met up with a bunch of her friends. It felt like we were together forever. I felt like I was one of her gang. We had so much fun! The night couldn't be more perfect.

We left and walked to her place that was a block away. We made out in the street and we almost fucked in the alley of her apartment. As we were going up the stairs we were stripping our clothes.

When we got to her room we were naked. Our hands were all over each other. She practically hip tossed me on the bed and and I'm a big guy 6 ft 230. She asked if I had a condom. I did but it was in my duffel bag at the bottom of the stairs. She said Don't worry I have one. I opened it and put it on. I'm about 6 inches on the thinner side. I put this one on and it was like a magnum. It went on with ease and wasn't snug. As soon as I got it on she jumped right on it. She really knew had to fuck. The way she rode me was beyond sexy. We fucked for about 10 minutes then I got on top of her without withdrawing. I pounded away at this hot wet pussy. She then flipped me back without disconnecting again. She started to cum. I then came right after her. She collapsed on top of me. We kissed, I held her and ran my hands up and down her sweaty body. She rolled off me, disconnecting. I got up to go pee and clean up.

I got to the bathroom and started washing up. I'm washing my cock and realized there was no condom. I shit! Oh fuck where is it? I looked around the bathroom. Nothing. I crawled on my hands and knees naked all the way down the hall checking the floor. When I got to the room I looked all over the floor by the light of the TV. Nothing. I looked at the bed. She was sleeping already but I had to wake her. Hey, Deb... Deb...

She answered Hmmm?

Deb, we have a problem.

Hmmm, what?

Deb, I can't find the condom.

Where is it zzzz?

Deb, I think it's still in you.
Deb, the used condom is still in your pussy. You hear me?

My pussy? Feels so goo...

I throw the light on and she hurries her head in her pillow.

Why did you do that? I was sleeping!

Deb, the condom is still in your pussy!

Her head pops up... What?!?!?

Yes the used, cum filled condom, is still in your pussy!

Oh my God!!! She got up and ran to the bathroom.

All I heard was muffled cursing.

She comes running back in.

Are you sure? She asks desperately.

Yes. I looked all over. Plus it was big on me to start.

Shit! As she starts shoving her fingers up searching for it.

Just calm down. Sit on the edge of the bed I'll look. I stuck my fingers in and I thought I felt it but couldn't grab it.

She was upset. She was teary and she started searching again. She was at it for a few minutes then... Abracadabra! She pulled the condom from the pussy... An empty condom...

She held it up and stared at it. Shit! It's fucking empty!

Yeah, it looks empty to me too.

She threw it into her waste basket, shut the light and collapsed on the bed.

You know, good thing I'm still on the pill. Getting pregnant is not in my plans right now.

Me either I said.
Deb, can I ask you something?

Sure.

Who's fucking condoms were they? He must've had a monster cock.

Do you really want to know?

I thought about it and then said No I don't.

We snuggled together and she started to doze.
Deb? One last question... Was he black?

Let's just say your the biggest white guy I ever fucked.
Does that put your mind at ease?

Yeee.... Zzzzzzzzz