Lady Issues

Being a girl sucks. After 10 years on birth control my doctor suggested I stop, let my body adjust, stay celibate or be very careful, after ten years I could ovulate out of pattern. But I needed to get off the pill. Two months later I started leaking, I had to wear a pad all month, I didn't realize it smelled and that my older coworker picked up on it. He was nice enough, very gentle in telling me that I had very strong female odors. Pheromones gone wild.

My doctor told me to change my pad every two hours, wash myself with soap and water every time I changed, use disposable panties and change them when I changed the pad. In a few months life would get better. Everyday at work my coworker was my yellow canary, if he smelled me he signaled me and I changed. I didn't have sex because of my problem. It was a year before I was normal and I could go a day without being embarrassed.

The first man that got me for sex was my coworker. I was better, but my fertility cycle wasn't and we ended up at the JP for a quickie marriage. My doctor wants me to stay off artificial contraceptives after this baby is born, my new husband may not want to cooperate. He just raises two fingers.