Dumb Pick Up

I was new in town and Saturday night bored. I decided to drive to this dance hall I had seen out on the bypass. A couple of young girls were sitting alone so I walked up an offered to get them a beer. I got one of them to dance the two step with me, we had a few more beers. They told me they were freshman at the teachers college in town. They agreed to a ride home, but in the car they wanted to see my apartment. I screwed them both that night. In the light of day they were too young for college, they were in fact juniors in high school that had told their parents they were at each other's home. They had me drive them to a Dairy Queen where they could walk home.