Mama's Boy & Clueless

So I'm not used to sharing stories like these but most people I tell this story to just go, "There's no way that happened. No date can be that bad." But I assure you... It did...

To start, I get a date with this guy in my class who I thought was pretty cute, seemed pretty funny, so I was pretty happy to go on this date. He says, "Sure I'll setup where we're going. Just dress fancy."

The day of the date comes, looking great in my open top just in case he gets any ideas, my mom drops me off at his place and drives off. I knock on the door, he opens up looking... fairly casual but whatever. Turns away yelling out, "Okay mommy my date is here, I'm leaving" So right there that was pretty weird but maybe it's some kind of inside joke so I don't think anything of it. The car ride was pretty basic nothing too much to note. We get to the restaurant and the place is pretty hard to get into especially since COVID. Now keep in mind this place NEEDS reservations before anything. We go inside and sit down because no one was at the booth and in my mind I'm thinking he set one up. 30 minutes go by and waiter after waiter walks by and I ask, "Hey, did you happen to get a reservation?" He goes, "Reservations?" So at this point I'm pretty much done with him and before I could text my mom to pick me up he goes "Well there is a Wendy's not too far away we could just go there." Now I'm in a open top dress so I'm just thinking there is NO WAY I'm sitting down in a Wendy's with thing so I suggest just to go through the drive thru. He goes, "Nah, they always get it wrong" So now I'm stuck looking like some kind of hoe in a Wendy's. As we're eating he gets a call, he picks up saying "Yes mommy?" So now I'm really creeped out cause clearly now it isn't a joke. In this time I text my mom to pick me up and after he hangs up we talk for a bit longer. He asks me if I wanted to go back home with him and me holding back laughter I tell him my mom is almost here and to not worry about it. Out of no where he just blurts out, "But I thought you wanted to fuck tonight?" Never once did I mention that I wanted to fuck him in out texts. So now the whole Wendy's is looking at me like I'm some kind of whore. So I just run out and wait for my mom holding back tears.

But yeah, he texted me the next morning asking me what's wrong... Yeah talk about clueless