Do These Make...?

Growing up, my Dad was always a perv. Not a gross perv, but more a funny perv. Porno mags and movies and various indiscretions were prevalent in our house, but never felt weird. It's hard to explain, so I won't right now.
Anyway, you know when us girls ask things like: " do these pants make my ass look big?" You know, those gotcha questions that have no real answer, or at least no correct answer? Well, early on my Dad turned that around on my Mom and I. Sometimes he'd walk out of the bedroom or wherever in really tight pants, sometimes in just underwear, and he'd stop and twirl and say, "do these make my dick look big?"
Usually he would laugh and go back to wherever he came from. We would all chuckle and it became a running joke for most of my life.
I know, where is she going with this? Well, I never told him that I noticed or even cared, but my Dad did have a big dick.
I have to admit that it was a set-up for disappointment when I started dating, and even when I eventually got married. So, my confession? I still dream of being with a man who has a big dick like my Dad.
Strange how life works. Oh well.
Ellie