My Grandpa

Grandpa is a badass, he does what he wants, when he wants, where he wants. When we were kids, 10-11, he had a cleaning woman named Marta. I guess she was Mexican but she could have been from another country. He fucked her regularly, she complained about it to us. We had this teacher one summer, Miss Elly. She came Tuesdays and Thursdays to teach us art. She got real angry the day he swatted her behind. Later we caught her bent over the bed and Grandpa giving her hell from behind.

Grandpa is now 72, he goes where he wants, when he wants. Mom is beside herself, him going to see his friend Paul with the Pandemic restrictions. They go to a neighborhood diner for coffee and Grandpa swats Erica the waitress' behind when they leave, she tells him he can't get it up.

When I grow old I hope I have the grip Grandpa has on life. My mother calls him all kind of names, she is one of those women's rights types, got her ass thrown out by my father because she wouldn't put out and now Grandpa supports her, and us. Sure, he's a dirty old man, but the women love him and he has lots of friends.