Barefoot Cousin Fred Ruined The Superbowl Party

Me, my family, and friends had a Superbowl Party and then my dumbass cousin Fred showed up wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers Football Helmet, Ben Rothlesburger Jersey, his underwear, and he was barefoot. and in his hands was a bottle of Budweiser and a football.

I told Fred to get out and then he runs towards my Coffee Table slams his football on the coffee table knocking over the popcorn as Fred then stood on top of the Coffee Table and did his own drunk touchdown dance and then he along with the table both fell and Fred than CRASHED INTO MY TV breaking it as I was so pissed as I then saw Fred taking the chicken wings and wiping the sauce on his feet and he started to lick his fucking feet.

I was so grossed out and went to kick his ass and he stats throwing Chicken wings at me and before long my living room turned into a disaster zone as me and Fred engaged in a food fight.

Then Fred tackled me and nearly knocked me into a bookshelf as Fred then tried putting his dirty ass feet in my face but I kicked Fred in the balls as my Husband then tackled Fred knocking his Football Helmet off his head and started to pummel Fred.

Then I grabbed a Guitar and smashed Fred in the head with it knocking Fred Unconscious as we all dragged Fred's half naked ass out of my house.

Fred just never learns.