Some Nice Things

I've been with my wife for over forty years. (Yeah, my bio says I'm fifty-one but the correction doesn't seem to want to stick.)

We've been through a lot and I love her, but I still have some confessions for you.

She's got a nice hairy snatch and I love that. I love hairy women. I told her a few weeks ago that I really wish she would stop shaving her legs and armpits. I'd love for her to grow them out. She responded by asking why I wanted her to look like a man.

I was a little humiliated by her refusal, but it turned me on. My thoughts turned to the bearded truck driver who lives two doors down and his Viking wife. I imagined taking his cock in my mouth, tasting and smelling his manhood, maybe in front of his beautiful blonde wife. I'd love to feel his hot cum flooding into my mouth, and the wonderful sense of arousal as I thank him profusely for allowing me to suck his wonderful cock. I have, on a couple of occasions now, spoken to him and his wife and I very much enjoy showing them my submissive side.

I was so submissive to her when I spoke to her that her friend and neighbor glanced at her with a puzzled expression as I told her I would be willing to do anything to help her and her husband. I was imagining myself on my knees kissing her feet, and I think her friend saw it.

Another thing that turns me on is cheating.

I once pursued a woman at work just because I loved the thrill of bedding her behind my wife's back. It's even better if it's a friend of my wife.

One of my friends went on hiatus with his girlfriend--a friend of ours--and I immediately tried to seduce her. I was successful and she not only screwed me, but she enjoyed something else that turns me on. I love licking the assholes of confident, dominant women. I loved sticking my tongue between her ass cheeks and licking her while I jerked myself off.

As you can tell, another thing that turns me on is being perverted. The more taboo a sex act is, the more I'm likely to enjoy it. I can't confess everything here, but I am willing to correspond with anyone who writes me. I'm so submissive I'd probably do anything you want. If you're going to give me a WTF, at least write to me (my address is in my profile) and humiliate me.