I have a young family..... blessed with a partner who works damn hard and a little girl who sleeps very soundly....bed at 7pm and up at 7am, I'm also expecting a 2nd child in the summer.....so we cherish the times we have in the evening and try to relax and make the most of our time together. This is however becoming eroded by our very simple and ignorant neighbours...good "ol" Audrey n Bob, a fantastic and ever so effective advertisement for why 1st cousins should never marry and have children.....shall I list just some of the lovely things they do?!
1. Bang the hell out of the back door every evening at 11.30 pm so the vibrations travel through to our house and shake the bed that we sleep in.
2. Constant nosiness, I cannot go out and even put my washing out in peace without having the old hag jump out on her mop/broomstick, asking if i'm busy (yes.. all the time ...now sod off!!) id love to write more but im out of space!