I've asked you dozens of times to keep it down. Constant bass from that crap you call music, banging on the walls, jumping jacks (or at least what it sounds like), bouncing your stupid rubber ball on the ceiling just to annoy me.

You're in your mid-twenties and have kids, so perhaps it is time to start acting like adults. I've called the police, complained to the management, and yet you still continue your obnoxious and irresponsible lifestyle as you drink and smoke around your babies.

You disgust me. I hate you. You hate me too, because whenever you see me and my little one heading into the lobby with a ton of grocery bags, you purposely shut the door in my face.

GROW UP. I live here too, you morons, and you have to realize that, in an apartment building, you are sharing the common areas with others. Outrageous surround sound systems like yours do NOT belong in apartment buildings. I work from home and continuously pull my hair out because I have to put up with the ridiculous noise for hours on end. And we won't even go into the games you play with your kitchen cabinets- slamming them open and shut for hours at a time just to piss me off.

Hey everyone- I live in a frat house with a ghetto ass family who can't act like civil adults.

If you guys got hit by a bus or burned in a giant vat of acid, I would laugh. Until then, I'm plotting to anonymously deface your car with spray paint. Hey, if you can't grow up, I guess I don't have to either.